FML

Okay, i'm eating cup noodles right no infront of my computer. No, i'm not some fat dude that has no life playing computer games. Neither am i some hardcore blogger trying to hit his quota in the number of readers nor some kid that lives on cuo noodles..

Today, it was supposed to be a rather joyful day since its my Godfather's son first month. So the party was held at a function room at the condo. The party was supposed to start at 5 and end at 7. However my mom and i left house at 5:30pm. Was not so pissed since i guess there would still be food. But as we left house. it started pouring heavily and my mom did not want to get in contact with the raind despite the fact that she brought an umbrella so i suggested to take a cab. As usual my mom would just nag and nag about how expensive it is to take a cab, blah blah, rather save money and take a bus...

Fine so we took a bus and headed to Chinatown...........................okay then we reached AMK, met up with my sis and it was already raining and semi-flooding. Queued for a cab and wasted around $13 and that was the point when i was ultimately pissed as that was the real WASTE money in the jam and stuff..i mean come on if we took a cab earlier none of this wouldve happened

When we reached there and as i expected, all the food was gone and the only food left was mee siam and it was such a turn off cos it lookds dry and i totally lost my appetite.

So yea here i am eating cup noodles oh, and my mom actually wanted to buy dinnner for me but i just asked her to save her money anyways.

Now i know that since she loves to save money why not just buy cup noodles for my meals?

HAOOY HALLOWEEN!

Okay i'm not really happy right now. My mom is like suspecting i'm going out with a girl when all i did was just going to KELVIN'S BIRTHDAY BBQ PARTY WITH BENJAMIN, DESMOND, DERRICK, WEIJIE AND 2 of HIS FRIENDS AND KELVIN'S FAMILY. WE THEN STAYED OVERNIGHT AT CYRUS. Pffft, intuition? Bullshit, even intuition would be influence by what you heard and seen. Giving me the benefit of doubt is respecting me, thanks for that but it's not like you're not suspecting me of going to stay overnight at some girl's house while all i did was hanging out with KELVIN, BENJAMIN, DERRICK AND DESMOND.

I don't know if you are reading this or not, but not to worry as there would always be people reading this FUCKING BLOG and telling you about this. Right vulgarities, i should not say them but i am just so HAPPY RIGHT NOW that i have to spout colourful language.

You have the right to get angry with this but it does not mean that i do not have the right to write my feelings down here. It is MY BLOG.

Yea ground me, scold me, hit me, anyway i'm already on the verge on FML-ing.

Oh thanks to those who have told my mom about whatever bullshit okay? I love you gys for giving me such a wonderful Saturday night life.

Okay this post is to try to beat Meijuan in sarcasm, cut the "crab", lets go!

Oh to go to her blog copy and paste this---> www.Meijuann.blogspot.com

Here it goes!

Objective:
Are you ?
Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule:
Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
then, tag 20 ppl and do the same! (Whatever, I'm not going to)

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If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
You're not me.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
From the bottom..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
Wow "everyone' must be after your money

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled.
Yea sure, you can talk and suck my dick at the same time!

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums
Are you Paris Hilton?

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If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
I know you're hitting on me.

2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you!
Looking at how ugly you are comparing with my looks.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
Just dont regret cos you wont find anyone better than me.

4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
Unless you shut up, i won't get you a ride with me.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
I'm good hearted and sexy, i can make people forgive you.


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If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
I'm sure can spent an entire life time remembering that i rejected you

2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please?
I'm not a homo.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
I'd rather jerk off Chuck Norris while he's sleeping.

4) What do you like about me?
When you shut up, and disappear with Zac Efron

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
FML

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If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
Gives her Why-are-you-describing-yourself look.

2) You smell like shit!
You smell worse when you decompose..

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
I know you hate me cos you aint me.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
Not as ugly as the structure of your danger zone.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
iF only your legs weren't amputated

So this is it! Go to www.Meijuann.blogspot.com for more details!

Tune in for the Hard Gay video!

Desmond's birthday! In August!

Haha so...we celebrated Desmond's birthday in August :D pictures below!










Many more but nah...all about him so you can just see him here! Oh we as one big group headed over to ton at Ben's house to watch movies!

So..Friday was the day where my friends and i (whole NA) went back to take back our Prelim results! So...my position was 10/41!!! Not bad, able to gimme some blind hope! Took pictures with these peeps!

First up, Leslie!



I call him the Korean Gay! Cos his hair is korean, and his gay(99%) oh Moses and i call him Jewish too! Haha he's kinda happy-go-lucky..even the times when i took the basketball and throw against his....manhood..So, this is Leslie!!!! Future famous hairstyler! You'll see him shaving your hair in the army...soon..your sons too.. Haha he's a hairstyler cos he took the modular-Hairstyling!!!




Second up, cross-reference, Miss Ng Ah Hoon favourite pupil, the best in History that he even beat Cherie(The studious girl) in History! Brought glory(and shame) to the guys in history class cos he's the only guy that passed..




Third is...RAYNER!!! hmm how to describe him? Blackshot noob, applied to NAFA but got rejected.. Sec 1 and 2 express then dropped to NA! Brother right? (He miss me too much that he also want come Na with me) So brother right? Haha this sentence is for him-ITE, we make you shine. Good luck!



This is a picture of us! Oh the guy on my left is Andrew! Great guy! MC buddy, POA tuition buddy, basketball buddy! Oh, did i mention runescape buddy too? Not afraid to share secrets with him, right right? :P
If you did not see Moses, he was the cameraman! Credits to him!


Love you guys! I'm not gay, i'm not Leslie :D

Whats up d00ds! Stop staring at that picture! Oh go ahead and right-click and save it like some perverted stalker too :D



Haha oh, you guys want to know badly who she is? Not gonna tell you! But here's a picture of us chillin at Coffee Bean! Chilled at Coffee Bean on Sunday♥

I know i've not been blogging but dont be disappointed! Due to my Ns..blah blah excuses! I was on msn everyday! Hmm everyday for now but not long as i've written down my schedule as someone told me, fail to plan, plan fail. Oh i plan to lose weight by eating less and training cardios by running and skipping!


Okay so here it goes! Some ammendments have not been made :D(A super must!)

1.Try to spend lots of time with my Princess :D
2.Play basketball with my friends!!
3.Go to gym with my friends!!!
4.Play computer games with my friends!!!!
5.Go to church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.Go out with my friends for movies , eating etc.
7.Sleep as long as i want :D
8.Hangout with KELVIN AND DERRICK! A MUST!
9.Lose weight
10.Be a pilot :D

Okay so these are the top 10 things and notice how important my friends are to me? (Princess too!!!) Haha! So...its kinda late now, nope, not gonna sleep so early! Gonna take a bath and..start my day! Haha kinda sounded controversial as its already 12am now..which means its morning! But still dark..yea..debatable! Point 10 is just random!

Oh well, time to play as much as i want, not over the limits though, hope my princess will understand i have to spend time with my friends too! You will right?


I'll never know what the future brings, but I know you're here with me now, we’ll make it through and I hope you are the one I share my life with and I pray in you’re the one I build my home with. I hope I love you all my life. Although I can’t be with you tonight, you know my heart is by your side ผมรักคุณ♥

Oh! Do not forget to watch the FUNNY!!!!! video

50 Things Men Should Know About Women… But Don’t?

I thought it only fair that since we had an article on what women should know, we should have one on what men should know by now. For all the girls reading our blog, enjoy this.

1. Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.

2. Real men drive stick shift.

3. I will leave if you lie.

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

7. “Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.

9. I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.


11. I expect you to call me.

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

13. I’m scared of losing my independence.

14. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)

17. If I’m not having sex with you, I’m… a.) …having a fat day. b.) …not feeling “connected” to you. c.) …blackmailing you to get something I want.

18. Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not.

19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it.

20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies.

22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.

23. You should never tell me what to do.

24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

27. I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice.

28. I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.

29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

30. I want to be Madonna.

31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

32. I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.

33. You’re sexy when you’re shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.

35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.

36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you–and for you to recognize this.

37. If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking….

38. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.

39. I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

41. I love it when you’re sweaty.

42. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

44. I like porn.

45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

47. It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…

48. For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.

49. I remember everything about our relationship.

50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.


Okay but my Princess doesnt agree to..9, 19, 22, 24, 26, 30, 41, 49 and 50..

Shall take note of it!

Oops the funny video!!



Oh and if you wanna find about that Asian guy singing, you can check it out here!
http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmanbreakeroftheye

Malcolm got a message that on this day, God wants him to know...
... that how bad things may look right now means nothing, - it's how good they can be with God's help that counts.

See what God wants you to know...

In life you can absolutely count on one... thing, - everything can turn around in one day, in one minute sometimes. Don't you dare to give up, - you might be a moment away from a windfall.

MAY be windfall be my results. Amen

Basically kinda pissed at stuff that's been happening, and pissed at myself. Woke up late for my tuition, prepared everything and it was already 11..might as well study at home already, part of me thats guilty tells me Ns science is tomorrow and i have to go to tuition, another part of me says i can cope, just need practise and stuff...

Probably kinda relaxed since i pass my Science for prelims but NO! I must go and study, i dont wanna fail~

Alright thats all, no funny videos, no funny posts, cos i am basically not happy. No more "Smiling Guy" you guys see in school... Sorry

And thanks Ben for cheering me up