Hmm today is Tuesday!!! Wondering why i'm still blogging? Nope not cos blogger is fixed! Its still under some horrible illusion in ELmo's World..


And you're wrong too! Doctor Love aint here!! Its just me, owner of this god forsaken blog!!!!!!

Today, i'm inspired to talk about.. my friends!!! I'm truly happy to have them with me all these years!!!

Not according to order!!

1. Dominic Lee!!!
Always get Xl-ed by me!! Haha and i taught him a lot of dirty tricks in the bball court!! Truly happy with him as a friend!! Good luck for your O's!! You need it!

2.Nigel Tan!!!
Funny dude! Always having laughter around you!! Too bad, you aint a racist! OR we could have more fun togther!!! :x Hmm always slack during training and shooting 3pointers and stuff, always into money esp NUFFNANG!!! Overall you're a great guy to be with!! Had fun, a lot! Esp with "JACK" A ShanedawsonTv fan, Nigahiga fan, Mad Tv fan!!! Good luck for your O's!

3.Clive Wan!!!
Always so daring to enter OCH! Take my hat off you! Good basketball player and always playing the same strategy with me, like Overload and Re-load!! But has the most coordination with "Jack"!! Blessed to meeet you and good luck for your O's too!

4.Bernard Koh!!!!
BAZ!!!! Haha!! Had a lot of fun with you since sec 1 serously! I treat you as my brother in and out of the court! And, had many discussions on msn too!!! Hehe :P What can i say? You're DWIGHT HOWARD!

Hmm 4 is enough for today!! This is not all i wanted to say but, due to time constraint, yea you get the idea..

Ima write every single friend of mine down onto this blog and describe about them when we all graduate!!

So for now, watch this video!!!


Did this video went too far?

SURVEYS!!!

Hmm ima seriously blog once blogger is fixed!

For now chill and do surveys!!

1. What time did you get up this morning?
- 6:40am? Down with a bad feverrr!

2. How do you like your steak?
- WELL-DONE please!!

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
- The Proposal!! I love da Striptease dancer!!

4. What is your favorite TV show of all time?
- Scariest places on Earth!!!

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
- My home :D

6. What did you have for breakfast?
- I had.. i think i had lunch!

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
- Say, Jap!

8. What foods do you dislike?
- Those that have Rip Off prices and do not have TLC(Tender Loving Care)!

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
- Sushi Tei!!!!

10. Favorite dressing?
- Birthday Suit :D!!

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
- A LIMO!!

12. What are your favorite clothes?
- Usually Hot pink shirts and Cotton On!

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
- Demilitarized Zone in Korea!!

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
- Both!!!

15. Where would you want to retire?
- Anywhere with my loved ones!

16. Favorite time of day?
- 12am!

17. Where were you born?
- Singapore :(

18. What is your favorite sport to watch?
- Basketball!!!!!!!!

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to ?
- I'm observant, so i'm curios about everyone's reponse!

22. Bird watcher?
- Don't have the time..

23. Are you a morning person or a night person?
- Both is fine for me!!

24. Do you have any pets?
- Nope :(

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
- I'm Megan Fox!

26. What did you want to be when you were little?
- A Power Ranger!

27. What is your best childhood memory?
- When i still had a dad..

28. Are you a cat or dog person?
- Prefer kittens :D

29. Mac or PC?
- Both is fine!!!

30. Always wear your seat belt?
- Nope :X

31. Been in a car accident?
- The cars get destroyed if they bang me..

32. Any pet peeves?
- Nope..

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings?
- Cheese, melted :D

34. Favorite Flower?
- Roses!!!

35. Favorite ice cream?
- Chocolate fudge with marshmellows and brownies!!

36. Favorite fast food restaurant?
- SUBWAY!!!!

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
- 0..

38. From whom did you get your last email?
- Mr Aloysious He Ji Sheng, Form teacher.. Artp9*3*@______.com

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
- All the yummy food outlets!!

40. Do anything spontaneous lately?
- The whole time in my mind :D

41. Like your job?
- Hmm no comment..

42. Broccoli or Asparagus?
- Both is fine, just need some tasty sauce to go with it!!

43. What was your favorite vacation?
- Taiwan Basketball Trip with my team!!! :D:D:D:D:D

44. Last person you went out to dinner with?
- Meijuan :D

45. What are you listening to right now?
- Chop Suey- SOAD!

46. What is your favorite color?
- PINK!!!!!!

47. How many tattoos do you have?
- None..

48. How many are you tagging for this quiz?
- Not tagging...

49. What time did you finish this quiz?
- 9:50!!

50. Coffee drinker?
- Why not?

This video has Smosh and ShaneDawson in it! COOL!

Time for another survey! I know i know it's boring but i like it..somehow!

Who do you sit next to in your English class?
- Yolanda.

Are you generally a happy person?
- Very!!!

Who's in your profile picture with you?
- Erm its a picture of Muay Boran...

Where will you be in a hour?
- Train station..

Who was the first person you talked to today?
- Sister :D

How's your heart been lately?
- Stolen?

Why did you last smile?
- When i was sleeping? :D

How do you feel right now?
- Sad..

Are you good at making new friends?
- Yea! :D

Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
- Think so..

Are you wearing makeup?
- Nope!

Will this Sunday be a good one?
- Average i guess..

When will your next kiss be?
- Dont know? lol dont ask me..

Ever kissed someone who was in a relationship?
- Never..!

Are promises important to you?
- Duh!

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
- I won't know cos i'll be sleeping like a log..

Will you be in a relationship next month?
- Dont think so!

Do you love anyone right now?
- Yea..deeply madly in love with..Dora The Explorer!

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
- Erm, i forgotten.

What is your favorite number?
- 14, 13!

Would you consider having that many kids?
- Hmm 2? A girl and a boy :D

Do you ever write notes on your hand?
- Used to cheat in chinese spelling exams in primary school...but no more..

Are you violent?
- Nope, peace is always the best!

Were you ever teacher's pet?
- Hmm i dont know? Ask my friends..esp basketball peeps!

What made you decide to wear the outfit you wore today?
- Cos every outfit i wear makes me look good!

Have you ever done yoga?
- Dont plan to lol!

What's your favorite color gummy bear?
- White! Translucent seems cute!

Do you prefer to seduce or be seduced?
- To seduce is better!

What is the name of the hottest guy/girl at your school?
- Hmm me? LOL!!! Hmm probably DERRICK!

What smiley represents how your day was?
- :3

Do you prefer fast paced dancing or slow dancing?
- Both, for different occasions!

Has someone ever taken advantage of you in any way?
- Hmm yea, they took advantage of my height and forced me into basketball..

Do you believe that you should fight for love?
- Why not? But learn to let go too!

Do you make excuses often?
- Procastinate lol!

What is the main thing you lie about?
- Hmm i usually lie about homework XD!

Dark eyeliner: yes or no?
- No for me..

Do you hold your breath when you pass a cemetery?
- Only when it smells..

What grade is the last person you kissed in?
- I dont know...

What's something you really want right now?
- See you..

What were you doing at 2:00 this morning?
- 2am, sleeping 2pm? God Knows..

Do you wear glasses or contacts?
- Glasses..

Are you going on vacation this coming summer?
- No..

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing
- I'm not wearing anything..

What was the last thing you drank?
- Campari..

What is for dinner tonight?
- I want SPIZE!!

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
- God?

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
- After them, unless i dont need that friend?

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
- Why not? But most people screw it up lol!

Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Yea!

Have you ever been heartbroken?
- Kinda..

Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in?
- I dont know?

Do you have a best friend?
- Yea!!!

Do you hate anyone?
- Nope..!

Do you sing in the shower?
- Used to XD

Do you have any pets?
- No...

Are your parents married/divorced/separate?
- How should i answer that? My dad passed away..

Do you like coffee?
- Hmm yea..

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
- I sleep in a starfish position!

Do you know any other languages?
- Chinese?!

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
- FOOOD!

Do you wear any jewellery?
- Nah..

What is your favorite TV show?
- I dont watch Tv much...

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
- Attacked by a big bear cos i'll beat the hell out of it!

Is it hard to trust others?
- Depends on who am i gonna trust!!

Do you consider yourself lucky?
- EXTREMELY! :D

Have you ever been told " Its not you, Its me"?
- Yeas..

Do you tell people you're ok when you're really not?
- Sometimes..when i dont want people to worry..

Have your friends met your parents?
- SOme of them!

What do you have pierced on you?
- Nothing!

Are you taller than your mom?
- Very lol!

What are you planning on doing after filling this out?
- Go wear my clothes

Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
- Yea!

Explain the last time you threw up:
- When i wasn't feeling well!

Steps on how to kiss a girl.

Okay some of you have been calling me Doctor Love in school after you read my Steps to a Girl. After you got her, you must keep the relationship alive! But how? AHA! Scream S.O.S! Help is on its way! I'm not a Love Doctor like Gary Ng but at least some advice would prove useful! Okay, one important thing to keep a relationship going is to kiss, but how? You dont know when to kiss a girl and she wont tell you, but! There's a loophole, girls would have body language, consciously or sub-consciously! So, we guys must find out when to kiss a girl! (Girlfriend) not some chick you pick off the club!


The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they're ready. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn awkward. Get it right, and well... you'll know. Here's how you can increase your odds.

Are you ready?

I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!

Are you ready?

I CANT HEAR YOU!

Are you ready?

I CANT HEAR YOU!

Okay i do now..

Step 1.
Make her comfortable with laughter but not too much! Humor is statistically the most attractive quality between a couple! It spices up stuff and keeps the conversation going, that way you guys can have plenty to talk about! For instance, it's probably not a good time to kiss that girl when you're watching a movie where someone is being killed. Use a nice, romantic spot. Who doesn't like a sunset, an empty grassy meadow under the stars, a deck on a lake at night,on the beach? Good idea right? Okay Singapore may not be that nice but, choose a place that has privacy around you guys!

Step 2.
Stare into her eyes and move gently closer to her. Better to not ask a girl to kiss you, because that ruins the moment and you might lose your kissing chance. A kiss, especially the first, is about the risk. It's about taking the chance with the girl and, hopefully, she will respond in a positive manner. If she doesn't want to kiss you, you should be able to figure it out through body language

Step 3.
Put your hand on her cheek.
Go for it! Okay, this is probably one of the most important steps! Compressed together! Lean in for the kiss, try a peck for your first kiss, then move on to longer, more passionate kisses when you're both ready, use the other hand to stroke her hair or neck. Remember, find what you were talking about before and keep going if you're not kissing anymore, remain normal after the kiss. You don't want to leave any sort of bad impression!

Step 4.
Be observant! Sometimes, even with no work on your part, she will want you. When a girl wants to kiss you:
She squeezes your hand.
She looks at your lips or looks down.
She touches your chest instead of arm.
She is comfortable with hard eye contact even when no one is speaking.
She touches her own lips for a second then pulls away quickly!

Step 5.
Try to have your first kiss before the end of the night. It's spontaneous, and you might just catch a chance for a beautiful kiss she'll remember for a long time that you'd miss by waiting until the end of the night. If you get a chance to kiss her when saying goodnight, don't hesitate, but be warned that it might not set you apart from all the other "boring" guys who kissed her when saying goodnight. REMEMBER! It is probably best done in a private place, so that you two feel more comfortable!! :D

Step 6.
Make sure she is ready for the feelings you two will have for each other knowing that you kissed! Haha every steps are important, but how do you know she likes it? When you pull away, you will immediatly know if she liked it. If she didn't then she will casually without making you notice change the subject. Whereas if she did like it she may want you to carry on by pulling you towards her again. Don't feel upset if she 'rejects' you because of the kiss. It happens to everyone.


Okay these are all the important steps :D Make sure that you know that both of you want to do this. Kissing someone requires two willing people, so make sure that you're both ok with doing this thing!!! Do not rush. take things slowly cos if your girlfriend is tired or not in the passionate mood, dont start the whole heavy breathing kissing thing. This will ruin your chances!!

Thanks for reading!

I really cant upload pictures...so i have no mood to blog for now! QUIZZES!!!

60 honest questions,
If you're not going to be honest, don't take this survey.

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Megan Fox

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I draft people!

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope, i don't sleep!

4. Have you ever drink milk straight out of the carton?
Yea! Fun!!

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Nahs..not yet!

6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
Long ago already...forgotten!

7.Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope unless i can't see totally lol!

8. Where did Number 9 go?
7 8 9!! (Seven ate(eight) nine)

10. Who can you always turn to?
My mom, Meijuan, Derrick, Kelvin and Weewin!

11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Are they both the same?

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Nope!

17. What do you want for Christmas?
My 2 front teeth!

18. Do you know the muffin man?
I AM THE MUFFIN MAN!

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
Hmm i don't know!

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Yea! But failed..

22. When was the last time you went swimming and where?
Malaysia?

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
No...

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Tuition? School?

27. What's your middle name? and why?
Zen Hung?

28. Missing someone right now?
A lot!

29. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Everyday?

34. What are you looking forward to?
Ice cream....

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Errmm i think so lol

36. Have you ever eaten dog food?
nope!

39. Have you ever tried eating green eggs and ham?
Whats that?

40. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places?
I, myself and me!

41. Any cool scars?
Not cool!

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Nope!

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
ALmost everyday?

46. Do you believe in love?
Why not? :D

47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
Hais, ya lorh! D:

48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
Smile, eyes, physical attraction and personality!

49. Who are you thinking of right now?
Meijuan's English Oral!

50. Who did you last hug?
My pillow?

52. Where is your phone?
In the living room..

53. What was the last thing you ate
Marigold Jelly..!

54. Orange or blue?
Purple!

55. Last movie/t.v show you watched?
Up :D

56. What song are you currently listening to?
Best i ever had!

57. What do you want?
Water...

58. Who was the last person you ate your favorite food with?
Meijuan!

59. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Sister!

60. Who was the last person you hung out with?
Meijuan :D

BLogger is crayz gonna try updatng later

Been feeling down these few days, my mom's pushing me for extra tuitions!!! How fun can it get? Ignoring the fact that Prelims are tomorrow shall just go copy off a quiz on Meijuan's blog!

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
- Can guys actually wait for the engagement ring?

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
- Longer than Chin'as hisotry

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
- I dont know..

4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
- Many times..

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
- Just did some push ups

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
- Food and handphone bills..

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
- Chocolate chip cookie!

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
- Their eyes!

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
- Chop Suey :D

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
- Tanjong Pagar?

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
- Henderson, the school where many people falls asleep in..

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
- Singtel.

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
- Sushi Tei?!

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
- 1year plus..

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
- Think so..

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
- Yea!

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
- Church's wedding!!

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
- Meijuan?

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
- Today!

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
- Subway!!!

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
- I lost my report book!

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
- Anywhere we can scream and have fun!

24. CAN YOU COOK?
- Rusty already!

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
- F1!

26. BEST KISSER?
- I dont know...? Bon Jovi?

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
- Forgotten..

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS?
- Capsicum.

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
- My smile :D

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
- I bastard people too much :D

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
- 9am-5pm.....

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
- "Up" the movie wasn't the atmosphere was great! :D

34. CAN YOU SING?
- No i diss :D

35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
- National Day Concert in schoool...

36. LAST KISS?
- Hmmm.....

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED?
- .REC!!

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
- money!!!

39. FAVORITE vacation spot
- Japan! Club Med!!

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
- Both!!

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
- Russell Peter

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
- Never.

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
- Without! COOLING!!

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?
- My pillows!

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
- Not for youngsters..

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
- 0

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
- Hotcakes? Sure, with honey!

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
- Gloria Jeans would be okaay

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
- Omeleete with melted cheese :D

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?
- No...

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
- Meijuan!

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
- My mom..

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?
- "hmm not sure though He just called me saying go Vivo"

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?
- 3!!

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
- Nothing..

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC?
- Whispers,"Hello i miss you quite terribly"

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
- Strawberry!

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
- Swim in it! Haha yes i do..

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
- Yea!!

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
- Ben and Jerry's would be great!! Bubblegum!!

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
- They prove useful at times :)

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?
- I'm tall dark and handsome! Laugh please.

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON
- Autumn

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING:
- Indians getiin dissed

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
- 7:30am??

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
- I can be the source of heat :D

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?
- Hmm he wanted me to go to the movies with him? jk..

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
- fish?

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
- Overrated...

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
- Dont know? Weekends just aint fun anymore..

78. BIRTHDATE?
- 14 September

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?
- I wanna be who i am.

85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
- Nahs

87. ARE YOU SMILING?:
- So i'm feeling dooowwn

89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
- A lot..

90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
- I'll stay with the ones i love.

92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
- Yup.

93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
- Hmm nope :D

94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
- Jackass..

95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?
- Dont have one..

96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
- No cos my school just sucks

97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
- Nope

98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
- Once..

99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?
- Yea :'(

100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
- Very..

101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
- Don't ask me :P

102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
- Yea..

103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
- I wish..

104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
- Poh Huat

105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?
- I dont know? Msn with Meijuan??

Okay hi guys! Blogger isn't gonna let me upload pictures even though i fed it chocolate...that means i wont blog about the celebration on Desmond's birthday on Saturday! So, ima just copy and paste quiz from Facebook since i have nothing to do..

1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
- Hmm yea!!!!!!!!

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
- Still "Wen" i'm a dude!

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
- YEaaaaaaaa! More of excited!

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
- Last night? Meijuan!

7. What are you excited for?
- School? No, school sucks! Excited to meet my friends!

8. What were you doing yesterday?
- At Mj's house watching tv!

9. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
- My mom?

10. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
- Ice water?

11. Have a best friend?
- Yea!

12. Are you scared to fall in love?
- Nope, love falls on me!

13. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
- Yea, why not?

14. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
- Chuck Norris

15. What time is it right this second?
- 10:06pm

16. What do you want right now?
- Drink water?

17. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
- Desmond, Benjamin, Junjie, Derrick, Kian Peng, Weiqi and Handafi!

18. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
- Single, took down, having a steel heart and sober!

19. When was the last time you cried?
- When Bruce Lee beat the shit out of Chuck Norris :'(

20. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
- Yea, i love my mom!

21. Do you find it hard to trust others?
- Yea...?

22. How fast does your mind change?
- Faster than the speed of light :D

23. I bet you miss somebody right now.
- Yea...i missed a bullet that almost went through Chuck Norris's earhole.

24. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
- Nope, Bruce Lee is finding me :(

25. Why do you think so many people cheat?
- Cos they did not study hard for exams?

26. Tell me what's on your mind?
- You!!! :D

27. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
- i dont know... Childrens Day?

28. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
- Yea..?

29. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
- Who? Ip Man?

30. When is your next road trip?
- Never plan to have one!

31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
- Yeas!!

32. How's your heart?
- Robbed brutally..? LOL!!!

33. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
- Yea?

34. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
- Everyone except Santa Claus :(

35. What are you planning on doing after this?
- Try to hit Chuck Norris with another bullet?

37. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
- Yea :D

38. Who do you not get along with?
- Ghandi's descendants?

39. What does your 3rd recent text say?
- "Hmmm i want buy a lot of clothes mah.."

40. What are you wearing right now?
- Birthday suit!

42. When's the last time you had grilled cheese?
- Nong Nong ago!

43. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
- Jack and Jill!

44. How did you feel when you woke up?
- Monday?

45. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
- My wish is their command? :P

46. Do you crack your knuckles?
- Umm no..

47. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
- At Mj's house?

48. What are your LEGAL initials?
- WZH?

49. Who's the first B in your contacts?
- Bernard!:D

50. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
- Yesterday!

51. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
- I chase, i sprint, i jump, i pull and i fly!

52. Last awkward moment?
- When Chuck Norris was not killed by me :(

53. Are you afraid of the dark?
- Who's dark?

54. Do you have good vision?
- No..?

55. Have you ever tripped someone?
- Yea!

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
- I think so...can i say its a Truth or Dare?

57. Are you Irish?
- I'm a protestant!

58. Do you use chap stick?
- WHats that? New type or sausage?

59. Do you have any scars?
- Yea?

60. Is there someone you will never forgive?
- No :D i'm cool!

62. Name the last person to text you?
- Meijuan!

63. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
- I don't know.....probably not?

64. Can you go in public looking like you do?
- Don't get it..NEXT!

65. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
- Starfish! :D

67. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
- Play Truth or Dare!

68. Do you fall for people easily?
- People fall for me easily :D!

69. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
- Yea :D

70. Do you miss the way things it used to be?
- I do..and don't.

72. Song you're thinking of right now?
- Chop Suey! :D

73. Want someone back in your life?
- A long lost friend..

74. Will tomorrow be better than today?
- Hmm can it be a no?

75. What’s the color of the shirt you are wearing?
- Skin isn't a shirt..

76. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
- Yea :D

77. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
- YEa!

78. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
- Yea i tell "anyone" everything :D

79. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
- I'm always happpy unless something bad happends :(

80. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
- Isn't everyone in love with me already?




FUNNY!

Today, i'm going to post a few steps on how to chase a girl! Excited? Wait till you read! (it actually works if you follow them closely, if it doesn't, good for you as you can discover other ways!

1. Throw away your pride.
Basically, before you do anything, this mayb be one of the most important and difficult task all men have to do. Throw away your pride! Don't give up chasing a girl just because you're scared your friends may laugh at you! So, in order to chase a girl, you have to throw away your pride(not all of it) you have to be strong at times and show your soft side at times too.

2.Physical Attraction!
To attract a girl you wanna chase, you have to go workout in the gym, jogging around your neighbourhood and the results will be sweet! THis step is probably the simplest and only require brawns to complete it!

3.Don't rush into a relationship.
Make sure you guys are friends first! You have to know each other well before you proceed on the a further step. Know each other's likes and dislikes, rushing into a erlationship would only result in quarrels and gradually you may start thinking, "Wait, this isn't what i expected her to be!" or "Did she changed? Or i did not know her well enough?" This is terrible..but guys, if you really love her, learn to accept everything about her. That may save the relationship but hey, it takes 2 to clap, she needs to co-operate too!

4.Be romantic at times and be humorous!!
To move a girl's heart, you have to say romantic stuff thats why you have to throw away your pride right? If you are scared to embarass yourself saying romantic statements to a girl, you really shouldnt waste your time..right? Okay, now on to humorous, this is also one of the most important step. Sometimes, the girl you are chasing can be down at times, that is possibly one of the chances you have to take, make her laugh, let her tell you whats troubling her, if that happens, you're on your way to an A+! But don't forget, dont just hear what she has to tell you, listen carefully and make sure you don't say stuff that may be sensitive to her. Always put on a natural smile to brighten the atmosphere around you and her!

5.Bring her out on dates. Movies or meals are great!
Don't worry if you have a tight budget, you don't have to go to an extend to classy restaurants(although that wold be great) to make her like you more. Hmm, food is very important too! Some classy restaurants charge a price that is rip-off and the food sucks! Personally i would never go to "Kopitiams" or food courts in shopping centers. Why? The food sucks, it's over crowded and a bit on the rip off price! I suggest that if you do not know where to find good food, ask around, friends, parents, teachers! Good food will also brighten the spirit around you guys as you guys will enjoy the food and have more topics to talk about as you are in great spirits!

6.Be honest!
Okay you guys may get cofused but don't worry! You should be honest to the girl you are chasing, don't change your personality, just be yourself! If she's interested in you, she'll also accept the way you are! Don't be a total goodie-too-shoes and be so perfect infront of her and her friends where you are actually not what you are in the inside..

7.Try to know her family and friends more!
It's important too as friends and family plays an important role in everyone's life right? They influence and sometimes change your perceptions of things. Make a good impression on her family and friends as it makes a good impact on what her family and friends are gonna say to the girl you wanna chase. Like.. "Hey he's so cool!" LOL!!!

8.Treat the girl you are chasing and other girls differently.
Make her know that she is important to you! How? Don't talk so intimately with other girls or with her friends! She will feel that she is being treated the same like you do to all girls. That will make her think that she isn't important and think that you just wanna be friends with her!

9.Time and jealousy.
Spend more time with her, talk to her if you have problems but don't WHINE! Don't sound like a baby crying, make yourself sounds serious and matured BUT STAY HONEST! Don't come up with tales to make her worried, you'll be a jackass for example, "Oh no my family is breaking apart, what can i do? I'm so useless" Only share problems with her when you really have one, don't keep making her worry :( thats not cool. You can't possibly avoid jealousy if you see her talking happily with some other guy you don't know right? You are dying to know who's that guy, what's he up to. But hey, respect her privacy and talk things out if you're really uncomfortable!

10.The end!
This is not a step!

haha thanks for reading!

My mind is in a blank now..what should i type? What should i do? I'm having a headache after playing 2 rounds of DOTA..guess quitting gaming and playing it back makes me have a big headache..facebook is lifeless tonight, so is msn after Mj logged off..

I've suddenly got an urge to watch Star Wars..don't ask why please.. I'm just so sick and having headache right now. Why am i even typing all these making this blog sound pathetic? Why am i even making my loved ones so worried? Bleh i'm such a loser :(

Okay on a happier note my mom just bought back chocolate for me! She says i'd gotta watch my weight or else i'll be back wearing size 36 pants..which is kinda big cos i'm wearing 33/34..

Yea..so i should go on a diet :D next week! Fats forming already omg...i sound like a fat lady lol! Oh well i'm super tired now after playing Nba 09 The Inside!

Oh, before i go i just wanna share this,




Shanedawson aint interesting anymore..well he's still funny but i want a change.. :D this makes a good laugh!

Saving Money tips!

Okay i know how some of you have been asking me how do i save money so fast? How do i manage my hunger? How do you have enough money to bring different women out for dates everyday? Furthermore to a high class restaurant!? Oh i'm so envious!

Chill out dudes..
1, 2, 3 ITS EASY!

At least for me:D

Okay..Step number 1
1.Come to my school! Why? not because the school fees are cheap!(All school fees are the same) Its because the food sucks! Eat in my school canteen for 3years++ is an extremely horrifying experience! Worse than the army! Worse then expired porridge with squashed lemon by cars on the road! Worse than....than..than...other schools..! Definitely! Therefore, keep your pocket money in a piggy bank, lock it with a key, and throw the key into the ocean!! Only bring $2.50 to school each day!

Step 2, Have proper meals!
2.Having a breakfast is extremely important! Dont just conveniently skip it! Take the chance to ask your parents to buy macdonads $2 burger when they are out from home! It serves as a satisfying breakfast, enough to keep you from hunger till recess! For me..if you are extremely hungry no matter how much you eat, good luck bro! Rob the bank for your Eat-all-you-can-buffets! Your parents wont mind paying for the burgers! Mine wont :D so just chill, relax and have burger in the morning and stay cool till recess!

Step 3, Save on lunch!
3. This is one of the most important thing, you guys must have been wondering..how can i survive on $2?????????? EASY DUDE..either skip recess by sleeping in class, or go and sleep once you reach home! It creates wonders as you wont be hungry when you sleep! At least for me..my mom buys bread talk bread, some snacks back home, i'll just eat them and continue doing my exercises...push ups etc!

Step 4, Eat at home for your dinner!
4. Ususally, your parents or grandparents will cook or buy dinner for you, bite the bullet and eat their horrible cooking! Unless you wanna give up going on dates with sophisticated ladies, you'll get used to it! I get $_0 every week, spending $2 a day for me isnt a problem, so...i can bring ladies out for dinner during the weekends, buy presents for my friends and have fun!

Step 5, *Repeat*
5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 everyday weekday unless it's on special occasions!

Step 6
6. Actually, i dont have to scrimp and save like bringing $2 to school everyday. Sometimes if i dont eat lunch with my friends, i'm either tired or dont wanna eat the same boring stuff already**

Lastly, If you follow my methods, you will be rich and be broke after the weekends! Hahahaha!!!!! OR you guys can also live on maggi noodles everyday! It will suck, it will be unhealthy, it will make you fat. But it can also help you save $$ and be rich!! $_$!! Damn, i sound like a money jerk now..soo unlike me...