Hey guys! Hmm nothing much happened today but yesterday, it was my school(Henderson) 35th year anniversary and there was a performance by our students at the Esplanade.
The tickets cost about $10 each but since Andrew's father was a member of the PTA, we got free tickets and Andrew, Kelvin, Desmond and i went to watch the performance! Overall it wasn't that good...but the hardwork is recognised!
Alright so lets backtrack about my day................................
Woke up around 1pm+ and...texted Kelvin cos he's coming to my house to transfer Splinter Cell so yea he came and transferrred but...in the end cant play it successfully cos he acutally assumed that it ca be played WITHOUT the CD! Yea wasted too much time!
Okay so we met up with Desmond and Andrew at the MRT and we headed to City Hall, had Chippy's for dinner and we headed to the Esplanade! Saw many famaliar faces and the tickets were actually VIP seats? Haha kinda near to the stage!
Okay so we did not take any pictures but it was quite fun laughing at BK!!! Had this extremely large double mushroom swiss! Hmm was kinda full after that and fear that i may gain weight!
Oh and although its the holidays, sleep between 10pm-2am cos its the time when our liver purge the toxins!
So have an early rest!
Oh and dont forget to visit www.Meijuann.blogspot.com to vote for her!
Okay, i'm eating cup noodles right no infront of my computer. No, i'm not some fat dude that has no life playing computer games. Neither am i some hardcore blogger trying to hit his quota in the number of readers nor some kid that lives on cuo noodles..
Today, it was supposed to be a rather joyful day since its my Godfather's son first month. So the party was held at a function room at the condo. The party was supposed to start at 5 and end at 7. However my mom and i left house at 5:30pm. Was not so pissed since i guess there would still be food. But as we left house. it started pouring heavily and my mom did not want to get in contact with the raind despite the fact that she brought an umbrella so i suggested to take a cab. As usual my mom would just nag and nag about how expensive it is to take a cab, blah blah, rather save money and take a bus...
Fine so we took a bus and headed to Chinatown...........................okay then we reached AMK, met up with my sis and it was already raining and semi-flooding. Queued for a cab and wasted around $13 and that was the point when i was ultimately pissed as that was the real WASTE money in the jam and stuff..i mean come on if we took a cab earlier none of this wouldve happened
When we reached there and as i expected, all the food was gone and the only food left was mee siam and it was such a turn off cos it lookds dry and i totally lost my appetite.
So yea here i am eating cup noodles oh, and my mom actually wanted to buy dinnner for me but i just asked her to save her money anyways.
Now i know that since she loves to save money why not just buy cup noodles for my meals?
HAOOY HALLOWEEN!
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Okay i'm not really happy right now. My mom is like suspecting i'm going out with a girl when all i did was just going to KELVIN'S BIRTHDAY BBQ PARTY WITH BENJAMIN, DESMOND, DERRICK, WEIJIE AND 2 of HIS FRIENDS AND KELVIN'S FAMILY. WE THEN STAYED OVERNIGHT AT CYRUS. Pffft, intuition? Bullshit, even intuition would be influence by what you heard and seen. Giving me the benefit of doubt is respecting me, thanks for that but it's not like you're not suspecting me of going to stay overnight at some girl's house while all i did was hanging out with KELVIN, BENJAMIN, DERRICK AND DESMOND.
I don't know if you are reading this or not, but not to worry as there would always be people reading this FUCKING BLOG and telling you about this. Right vulgarities, i should not say them but i am just so HAPPY RIGHT NOW that i have to spout colourful language.
You have the right to get angry with this but it does not mean that i do not have the right to write my feelings down here. It is MY BLOG.
Yea ground me, scold me, hit me, anyway i'm already on the verge on FML-ing.
Oh thanks to those who have told my mom about whatever bullshit okay? I love you gys for giving me such a wonderful Saturday night life.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Okay this post is to try to beat Meijuan in sarcasm, cut the "crab", lets go!
Oh to go to her blog copy and paste this---> www.Meijuann.blogspot.com
Here it goes!
Objective: Are you ? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. then, tag 20 ppl and do the same! (Whatever, I'm not going to)
---------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute. You're not me.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome. From the bottom..
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! Wow "everyone' must be after your money
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. Yea sure, you can talk and suck my dick at the same time!
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums Are you Paris Hilton?
---------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying pretty/handsome woman/man says:
1) I know you like me. I know you're hitting on me.
2)What you looking at? I am not interested in you! Looking at how ugly you are comparing with my looks.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! Just dont regret cos you wont find anyone better than me.
4) UNLESS you are rich, don’t dream that I will get a ride with you! Unless you shut up, i won't get you a ride with me.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! I'm good hearted and sexy, i can make people forgive you.
---------------------------------------------------------------- If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple. I'm sure can spent an entire life time remembering that i rejected you
2) May I have your cell phone number? Please please please? I'm not a homo.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night. I'd rather jerk off Chuck Norris while he's sleeping.
4) What do you like about me? When you shut up, and disappear with Zac Efron
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! FML
---------------------------------------------------------------- If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch! Gives her Why-are-you-describing-yourself look.
2) You smell like shit! You smell worse when you decompose..
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you! I know you hate me cos you aint me.
4) What an ugly creature you are! Not as ugly as the structure of your danger zone.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure! iF only your legs weren't amputated
So this is it! Go to www.Meijuann.blogspot.com for more details!
Haha so...we celebrated Desmond's birthday in August :D pictures below!
Many more but nah...all about him so you can just see him here! Oh we as one big group headed over to ton at Ben's house to watch movies!
So..Friday was the day where my friends and i (whole NA) went back to take back our Prelim results! So...my position was 10/41!!! Not bad, able to gimme some blind hope! Took pictures with these peeps!
First up, Leslie!
I call him the Korean Gay! Cos his hair is korean, and his gay(99%) oh Moses and i call him Jewish too! Haha he's kinda happy-go-lucky..even the times when i took the basketball and throw against his....manhood..So, this is Leslie!!!! Future famous hairstyler! You'll see him shaving your hair in the army...soon..your sons too.. Haha he's a hairstyler cos he took the modular-Hairstyling!!!
Second up, cross-reference, Miss Ng Ah Hoon favourite pupil, the best in History that he even beat Cherie(The studious girl) in History! Brought glory(and shame) to the guys in history class cos he's the only guy that passed..
Third is...RAYNER!!! hmm how to describe him? Blackshot noob, applied to NAFA but got rejected.. Sec 1 and 2 express then dropped to NA! Brother right? (He miss me too much that he also want come Na with me) So brother right? Haha this sentence is for him-ITE, we make you shine. Good luck!
This is a picture of us! Oh the guy on my left is Andrew! Great guy! MC buddy, POA tuition buddy, basketball buddy! Oh, did i mention runescape buddy too? Not afraid to share secrets with him, right right? :P If you did not see Moses, he was the cameraman! Credits to him!
Love you guys! I'm not gay, i'm not Leslie :D
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Whats up d00ds! Stop staring at that picture! Oh go ahead and right-click and save it like some perverted stalker too :D
Haha oh, you guys want to know badly who she is? Not gonna tell you! But here's a picture of us chillin at Coffee Bean! Chilled at Coffee Bean on Sunday♥
I know i've not been blogging but dont be disappointed! Due to my Ns..blah blah excuses! I was on msn everyday! Hmm everyday for now but not long as i've written down my schedule as someone told me, fail to plan, plan fail. Oh i plan to lose weight by eating less and training cardios by running and skipping!
Okay so here it goes! Some ammendments have not been made :D(A super must!)
1.Try to spend lots of time with my Princess :D 2.Play basketball with my friends!! 3.Go to gym with my friends!!! 4.Play computer games with my friends!!!! 5.Go to church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6.Go out with my friends for movies , eating etc. 7.Sleep as long as i want :D 8.Hangout with KELVIN AND DERRICK! A MUST! 9.Lose weight 10.Be a pilot :D
Okay so these are the top 10 things and notice how important my friends are to me? (Princess too!!!) Haha! So...its kinda late now, nope, not gonna sleep so early! Gonna take a bath and..start my day! Haha kinda sounded controversial as its already 12am now..which means its morning! But still dark..yea..debatable! Point 10 is just random!
Oh well, time to play as much as i want, not over the limits though, hope my princess will understand i have to spend time with my friends too! You will right?
I'll never know what the future brings, but I know you're here with me now, we’ll make it through and I hope you are the one I share my life with and I pray in you’re the one I build my home with. I hope I love you all my life. Although I can’t be with you tonight, you know my heart is by your side ผมรักคุณ♥
I thought it only fair that since we had an article on what women should know, we should have one on what men should know by now. For all the girls reading our blog, enjoy this.
1. Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. “Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.
9. I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I’m scared of losing my independence.
14. I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)
17. If I’m not having sex with you, I’m… a.) …having a fat day. b.) …not feeling “connected” to you. c.) …blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it.
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.
32. I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You’re sexy when you’re shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you–and for you to recognize this.
37. If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking….
38. Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.
39. I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. I love it when you’re sweaty.
42. It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn.
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read…
48. For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.
Okay but my Princess doesnt agree to..9, 19, 22, 24, 26, 30, 41, 49 and 50..
Shall take note of it!
Oops the funny video!!
Oh and if you wanna find about that Asian guy singing, you can check it out here! http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmanbreakeroftheye
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Malcolm got a message that on this day, God wants him to know... ... that how bad things may look right now means nothing, - it's how good they can be with God's help that counts.
See what God wants you to know...
In life you can absolutely count on one... thing, - everything can turn around in one day, in one minute sometimes. Don't you dare to give up, - you might be a moment away from a windfall.
MAY be windfall be my results. Amen
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Basically kinda pissed at stuff that's been happening, and pissed at myself. Woke up late for my tuition, prepared everything and it was already 11..might as well study at home already, part of me thats guilty tells me Ns science is tomorrow and i have to go to tuition, another part of me says i can cope, just need practise and stuff...
Probably kinda relaxed since i pass my Science for prelims but NO! I must go and study, i dont wanna fail~
Alright thats all, no funny videos, no funny posts, cos i am basically not happy. No more "Smiling Guy" you guys see in school... Sorry
And thanks Ben for cheering me up
Friday, September 25, 2009
I envy kevjumba for having such a supporting father! Both of them are talking about what they hate about each other!
Hmm talking about this makes me recall an awkward incident...
A random morning in school..
Miss Chandran: Andrew, you did not come to school yesterday, parent letter or mc? Andrew:Parent Letter. Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah? Andrew:No.....
Happen to sit beside Andrew and did not turn up for school too..
Miss Chandran: ZenHung, you did not turn up for school yesterday too, what happen? Me: Oh, sick.. Miss Chandran: Parent letter or mc? Me: Parent Letter Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah? Me: My father die already... Miss Chandran: *Silence* Me: She got owned...*thinks*
So..basicallly treasure your father :D Like...no point regreting after he's gone! They love you..hmm and no matter what you guys hate about each other, you guys should put down your pride, give each other a hug!
Not here to preach on Father's day..
Oh wait? Today isn't Father's day? Dammit Janet! You got my dates wrong!
Janet is my secretary...! Haha oh and today was graduation day..kinda boring but Rayner John Andrew and I went up to the stage yo hug Mr He and Miss Chandran! Thanks to Rayner that started the ball rolling but cheers to me to come up with the idea.. and Mr Tse did not come to school..WHERE IS MY PRESENT!!??
Eating mooncakes now....90kg here i come!
Oh wait i'm only 76kg...HA!
DOnt forget the funny video!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Hey guys! This post was inspired by my mom!! Kinda funny if you get the joke! Good times like now since i'm having a fever and i miss my Princess badly..terribly..
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and thepreacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. Hegrabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
HIDE HIM DURING A WAR It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he neededto confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
CHURCH FOR THIS DRUNK A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sundaysermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all a long , noticing his apparenthangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacherdecides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place inheaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like tofind a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only tofind that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting onhere, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only onesstanding for it."
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adamstayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You'rerunning around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman onearth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to beawakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.
A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness intalking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISETHE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at herproclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to sendher some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THELORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND MESOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bagof groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told youthere was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,"PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devilpay for them. Praise the Lord!"
Will update tomorrow!!
Oh dont forget the funny video!! Peace
This may a bit too late but, dont you just hate hypocrites?
Monday, September 21, 2009
I will not leave you for your negative aspects and past. We never could have come this far. I accepted the good aspects, I’ll accept the negative portraits, I’ll accept you just the way you are.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
My Princess is in a foul mood and has just gone to bed..
Really sad and disappointed, with nobody but myself..
Why can't i just be there? If only..i was by her side today, not forcing her to do some stupid homework and talking to her, listening to her... just one night..will it kill myself by doing that?
I'm such a jackass feeling like shit now..many "if's" in my head, what for? i did not make her angry, somehow i feel it's my fault, why? Why are some guys just so damn horny and perverted online? Why stalk my Princess? Hope she gets better tomorrow, gonna come up with something to cheer her up. Feeling so down right now..but what can i do? What should i do? So much meanings to this post, so little understanding..
Then again, the best way against revenge is forgivness. Thinking back, a moment of anger may lead to hatred, keeping calm in situations, makes my mind clears up. Shall go sleep now, stop thinking, and do my 100% to cheer my Princess up!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Just woke up on a cold Sunday morning, woken up by Andrew's text. Told him what time was tuition and blah blah..
Took my PSP and started playing some dumb NBA game..getting bored and kinda sleepy..how i wish i could fall back into my deep slumber and sleep all i want. But NO, i'll definitely oversleep and miss my tuition!
Hmm what am i doing now?
Talking to Guan Beng on msn! My best brother from sec 1!! Haha!
Hmm was kinda creeped out cos Princess and i watched "Coming Soon" at her house..
Okay, lemme talk about what happened yesterday..
Okay, so my mom woke me up yesterday and bought me breakfast! Headed to her office and came back soon after to wash up and stuff...so it was raining that delayed my meeting up with Princess..
Yea headed and rushed to my Princess's house as fast as possible and we wacthed the Ugly Truth at her computer!! Haha piracy.. :x Hmm overall it's not bad! Just that it was pirated and the quality was bad.. Hmm we headed to Din Tai Fung! The food as usual, was great! Leaving little space and my temptation for food, i insisted we head over to Ben and Jerry's to have a double scoop ice cream with chocolate brownie!!! Hmm warm chocolate brownie with cookies and cream ice cream and choclate ice cream with more chocolate bits and a dish of hot fudge to finish up with the extravagant taste to tingle our taste buds! Hmm okay this is probably how i feel but not sure about my Princess XD
Shopped around Marina Square to get my Princess's accessories..walked around for quite long and she finaly found a nice ring! Fortunately, he found her M size but before paying for it i reminded her to check for any defects and yea! She found a defect on the ring. Unfortunately, there was no more stock in the shop and in Bugis..sadly, we departed from the store with a sad look on my Princess's face. On the "bright" side, we bought the dvd "Coming Soon" and headed home to watch it!
Hmm stopped by the 7-11 at her house to get Coke and Chips! Haha late night snacking anyone? Hmm went home and she did some facebook-ing. Started to watch the movie at 11pm! If you wanna know more about the movie, you can borrow the dvd from me for just $5!! Haha just kidding :) i'm not some hardcore money maker!
Hmm both of us were creeped out and watched another crappy movie..but did not finished it as both of us were tired and fell asleep..
Woke up several times to see if my Princess was still sleeping, yep she was..how cute! Haha i think i'm going crazy...hmm gotta go pack my bag for tuition later and not be late for it! The POA prelims was kinda tricky..not sure if i can score well...time to stop goofing around already :P
Okay thats all for today :D
Don't forget the funny video!
Don't you just love how creative ShaneDawson is? Love his humor!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Hi guys! had POA examinations today!! And i miss my Princess badly, having long study sessions, so stressful, having everything pushed at the last minute :(
Hmm and thumbs up for Obama cos he called Kanye West a JACKASS!! Haha negroes were like that anyway.. Oh and you guys been wondering which is the best website? Youtube? Tweeter? Myspace? Nice guess but you guys are all wrong! WRONG! The Best Website ever is also not The cure to all cancers! Its.....haha cant be a spoiler though feel free to check the video to know the answer!!
Damn, i'm like psycho-ing you guys to watch my lame videos..
Okay, some of them are not that lame but a teacher, Mr Ts* said i always have lame videos..
Wrong! Haha i'm kinda yippee today cos tomorrow is the last day for prelims, and is Maths paper 1!!!! Weeeee so cool! Oh and i'm so bored..and tired! Hmm talking to Andrew on msn know, he's like.."singing" some weird song again..talking about some weird singer on youtube...
Oh! You guys must been wondering "bed of roses" what is that? Apparently Andrew defines it as something to describe a way of life..
Way of life..hmm okay i got one..
My life is harsh.. cos a bed of roses are pricky and cant be compared to a comfy bed :P
Okok i know it's lame! But SOME people will think it's cute! Right? Lady M?
Haha random FTW!
Okay i shall stop procastinating!
WATCH or..get pricked!
SUBSCRIBE TO THE STATION ON YOUTUBE NOW!!!!!
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
So, you guys have already know what happened to Taylor Swift in the VMA after she won the best female artist. Yea, Kanye West went up on stage and totally ignored Taylor's feelings, took the mic and said that Beyonce was way better and having the best music video ever!
Being professional, Beyonce invited Taylor to the stage once more and finished her speech! Dont you guys just hate Kanye West that N_GGER?
Bleh..
Haha watch this! How true!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Talked to my princess and she said that women are smart..
No matter if they are smart or not, don't mess with them..
why?
'Cause..
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Malcolm Wen Zen Hung Loves everyone that wished me Happy Birthday! Vanessa Lcm:Happy b'day!I thought it was tomorrow! WenCong Chiahappy: birthday ^^ Andrew Wong:Unfortunately its past tomorrow.. :P
Haha i really thank you all for wishing me! And yea, special thanks to Guan Beng, Benjamin and Kelvin! Really good brothers!
We should all go out soon!
Love you all!!
Oh and..don't forget to watch the funny video! It's free and i don't advertise on facebook for you guys to come my blog!!!
I love my darling princess
Sunday, September 13, 2009
I'm BACK!!!!!!! Wondering why ima blog again? TODAY of course! Woke up super late, and did not make it for tuition in the morning! Haha so i went to on the com and started to facebook! My grandmom bought lunch for me! I'm so happy! Nope not cos she bought lunch for me. Prepared and met Andrew at MRT and we headed to Bedok, on the way he showed me his boxing game in the train..hitting people with blood and sweat splashing out..
Had an enjoying lesson today, and getting nervous for the POA prelims, cos Andrew and i are gonna schock the teachers and the whole class! Hmm headed to tiong instead of home cos Bernard wanted me to be there, Andrew included! BAZ :P Hmm was kinda irritated and wanted to go home and play Silkroad lol but was feeling guilty and happy cos they bought me a birthday present which i kinda not expected it! Was touched and happy! Great, i'm sounding femenine..
Headed home for dinner and my mom bought a super rich chocolate cake for my birthday tomorrow! Semi-celebration today :D And my grandmom that speaks only chinese sang happy birthday for me in ENGLISH today! Wanted to hug and kiss her telling how much i love her but someone may get jealous..:P
Haha no words could describe how i'm feeling today! Super happy! Okay the next funny video is related to the video in the previous post! Watch them both!!
Have you guys forgotten to watch "De Ja Vu" on Channel 5?
Oh dont forget to check out my latest video on facebook! Nigahiga! Oh you can watch it on the next post ima post if you are too lazy to go facebook!
Yesterday was fun!Met up with Andrew and Kelvin at Vivo! Hmm chatted and waiting for Weewin, apparently he doesnt know that Sentosa and the sun is hot, so he wore jeans, tee and shoes with a jacket. Then, he said he was down with flu, showing no signs of it. Even complained hot and he was sweating, non-stop.
Continued waiting but since Benjamin was waiting for Desmond(which was still playing Dragonica at home), we decided to head off to the beach! We were all chatting away happily, not knowing we missed the station, Weewin said we have not reached Imbiah station, we missed it...headed back to Imbiah station again. Went to check out the Merlion entrance fee..$8 definitely not for poor people like us eh.. Hmm we went to play with the water! But only Kelvin and i, sadly Kelvin backed out!! Weewin and Andrew were party poopers! Andrew, semi party pooper! Weewin, godly party pooper! Hmm after palying with the water, Weewin treated me ice cream! But kinda rip off though, $3.50 each! Bleh..thanks for the treat anyways! Hmm headed out to the beach! Burning sun! Though not as hot as me but, still burning! Headed to the beach to place our stuff but, Weewin insisted on sitting under the shade..for gods sake, you're wearing jeans and shoes omg...
Went to play basketball before taking a dip, making my feet have blisters as the sand was rough and the ground was burning! Played a few games, Kelvin and i then sprinted to the water and *splash*!!!!!! Jumped into it and Kelvin was so paranoid! So scared of getting stung by jellyfish!! Even the weeds in the sea and a floating rock will scare him lol!! Hmm and we were not sunburnt! Probably cos the sun isnt that hot at 4pm already! Hmm Desmond and Benjamin joined as too..and i saw Desmond wearing jeans and shoes too omg! Cant people dress appropriately????! Hmm went to take a shower..public showering isnt my type! Watching guys bathe makes me sick..totally.. Oh and after finished bathing i realised my stuff was gone! Then found out Kelvin brought it into the shower in case "Brandon"s have a chance to steal lol!!
Met up with Weewin, des, ben and andrew at the tram station! And headed back to VIVO!! Andrew left early cos he had to go back cos his uncle visited him..Hmm so we went to meet up with Xin lin brother!!! Insisted and wanted us to watch Blood Ties!! Texted Derrick and Princess if they wanted to and they said they were fine with anything! Finally, after everyone agreed, we went to queue up for tickets and...realised it was M18!!! Princess and Derrick came! Decided to watch a movie..sudden changed of plans and..we headed to Marina Square for Pizza Hut and Movies!!!! Went to take the MRT and there were many indians! Princess and i were trying to see which indian is Hindi or Tamil! So funny! Hmm and at Outram where we switched trains, Kelvin was the last one who boarded and he had to smell some woman's hair which was intoxicating and he was being squeezed! HAHA SO FUNNY!!! I'm grinning while typing this... Waited for seats at Pizza Hut after buying tickets to the movie "9". Waited for seats around 30min!! Ordered our food. Okay, here comes the most disappointing part! Slow order of food, wrong order and the food was SHIT! Simple disgusting service and disgusting food! Bad service! Though given free complimentary icelemon tea, overall, disgusting!
Rushed to the cinema and it was COLD!! Brrr..Princess and i were shivering..Her arm was cold and i was cold too....hmm the show "9" wasnt that mesmerizing! Even though some scenes were thrilling, nope, not up to my expectations..hmm the show was..nah..dont bother watching..the show ended early too! Think it only lasted for an hour..Hmm we after watching sad to say, we walked to the bus stop and, parted! Bid farewell and took the same bus with Weewin, des, ben and Princess :D Alighted at Cantonment and walked Princess home :D Hmm talked a lot about last time, primary school and bid her farewell..
Hmm walked home after that! Dont worry its only a 10min walk! :X
Yea i had a fun day totally, love all my friends! See you in school on Monday! Good luck for prelims and N's!!
Yesterday, i prayed hard for my Social Studies, today, God answererd my prayer! THE TOPICS I STUDIED CAME OUT! THANK GOD! I'm so happy! After seeing the faces of people who studied real hard but questions did not come out, too bad...
Tomorrow is english paper too! REALLY HOPE I CAN DO WELL WITH GOD"S GRACE! PRAISE THE LORD!
Oh and i did a quiz on facebook on " What's going to happen to you in the next few weeks?"
got the result: Get engaged..
Hmm that leaves me thinking, should my wedding be..
watch it!
haha! bye guys! gotta go! wish me luck for my english!
Monday, September 7, 2009
Oh my...after blogging that post i went to facebook and clicked an application "God's message of the day" and it turned out..
On this day of your life, Malcolm, we believe God wants you to know... ... that to worship God you must go beyond words to speak with your heart.
You can mouth the words of a prayer all day long and just waste your time, unless you also speak with your heart. And to speak with your heart means to embody first. If you pray for love, be loving. If you pray for wealth, be generous. If you pray for health, practice health yourself. What is your favorite prayer? How can you begin to embody it?
I felt guilty after reading this God made me open my eyes! If i pray for good results, i must be hardworking! Okay i shall really go study now! Bye!
TEXAS CHAINSAW!!! BEST VIDEO!
N level's Social Studies is tomorrow! I'm feeling nervous! Battling the Angels and Devils inside me. God, i really have to pass this N level's help me do well in my Social Studies and in whatever what i do, i really need this great leap of faith! Chinese is over, i've tried my best! I place this in your hands now! Help me focus on my SS! No facebook whatsoever! please help me remember all the key points, help me do well in my source base! I've learnt to never say never! I will try my best!
This may be last minute but ima really gonna put all my effort in! Really dont wanna fail, dont wanna fail.. dont wanna fail..woah woah woah dont wanna fail~
Good video with lyrcis!
Lyrics: it's not that you have no style you didn't touch my part it's not that you lied you ripped out my heart
uh oh, many, many, many fights we had you were wrong and I'm so mad at you guess what's new?
can't stand your guts cause baby we're through baby we're through
You know the word on the street whore, whore They say, they say you're never, never ever, on your feet whore, whore
Whoa oh, it doesn't matter what you say you went and blew our love away What's new? my balls are blue
Don't want your body, your body cause baby we're through baby we're through
Sunday, September 6, 2009
N lvl chinese tomorrow... FML
1. I have come to realize that when I'm angry: - I show it..
3. I have come to realize that, if I love someone: - I want the best for them..
4. I have come to realize that, I need: - Love.
5. I have come to realize that, I'd lost: - Time
6. I have come to realize that, I hate it when: - I overeat!!!
7. I have come to realize that, if I'm high: - I laugh and make lame jokes
8. I have come to realize that, marriage: - Is a life commitment
9. I have come to realize that work: - Papers can be my toilet roll
10. I have come to realize that, I will always be: - Busy
11. I have come to realize that, I like: - Food
12. I have come to realize that, the last time I cried was: - When Charlie's Angels ended
13. I have come to realize that, my cell phone is: - always used by me
14. I have come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning: - I hate school..
15. I have come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night: - close my eyes
16. I have come to realize that, right now I am thinking about: - you even when my N's are tomorrow
17. I have come to realize that, babies: - Are the love..
18. I have come to realize that, when I get on Myspace: - NIL
19. I have come to realize that, today I will: - Sleep
20. I have come to realize that, tonight I will: - Think of tomorrow..
21. I have come to realize that, tomorrow I will: - Dont remind me
22. I have come to realize that, I really want to: - Pass social studies
23. I have come to realize that, working out: - Isnt bad
24. I have come to realize that, friends: - Will be always be with me
25. I have come to realize that, the people who might repost this are: - Going to get caning from the principal
26. I have come to realise, - I have come to realise that this question has realiSe not realiZe
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Hey guys Sorry for not blogging for these few days cos my modem is down..
Hmm nothing to do...Monday is the N level chinese already!! DIE!
How am i suppose to do it...pray!
Okay surveys coming your way! Dont forget to watch the new smosh video!
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? - Grey
2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? - You and my mom
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? - doing this survey, listening to songs!
4. Honestly, what did you do today? - eating, cleaning, using the com and sleeping!
5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? - From top to toe yes!
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? - Yea!!!
7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel? - Last time!
8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? - Nope :D
9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? - Jokes, love, friends, family!!!!
10. Honestly, do you bite your nails? - Stopped!
11. Honestly, what is your mood right now? - Tired, bored and happy!
12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? - No :x
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute? - Duh!
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? - Yea, I'm Megan Fox
16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? - Nope!!
17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? - Someone evil..
18. Honestly, are you loyal? - Very!
19. Honestly, are you in denial? - nope :D
20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? - No......... 21. Honestly, who is your best friend? - My pillow!
22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol? - Yea!! Who hasn't?
23. Honestly, do you like someone? - No..
24. Honestly, does anyone like you? - Almost everyone except...i..n..d.
25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them? - They all love barney!
26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly? - Nope!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Hmm today is Tuesday!!! Wondering why i'm still blogging? Nope not cos blogger is fixed! Its still under some horrible illusion in ELmo's World..
And you're wrong too! Doctor Love aint here!! Its just me, owner of this god forsaken blog!!!!!!
Today, i'm inspired to talk about.. my friends!!! I'm truly happy to have them with me all these years!!!
Not according to order!!
1. Dominic Lee!!! Always get Xl-ed by me!! Haha and i taught him a lot of dirty tricks in the bball court!! Truly happy with him as a friend!! Good luck for your O's!! You need it!
2.Nigel Tan!!! Funny dude! Always having laughter around you!! Too bad, you aint a racist! OR we could have more fun togther!!! :x Hmm always slack during training and shooting 3pointers and stuff, always into money esp NUFFNANG!!! Overall you're a great guy to be with!! Had fun, a lot! Esp with "JACK" A ShanedawsonTv fan, Nigahiga fan, Mad Tv fan!!! Good luck for your O's!
3.Clive Wan!!! Always so daring to enter OCH! Take my hat off you! Good basketball player and always playing the same strategy with me, like Overload and Re-load!! But has the most coordination with "Jack"!! Blessed to meeet you and good luck for your O's too!
4.Bernard Koh!!!! BAZ!!!! Haha!! Had a lot of fun with you since sec 1 serously! I treat you as my brother in and out of the court! And, had many discussions on msn too!!! Hehe :P What can i say? You're DWIGHT HOWARD!
Hmm 4 is enough for today!! This is not all i wanted to say but, due to time constraint, yea you get the idea..
Ima write every single friend of mine down onto this blog and describe about them when we all graduate!!
Okay some of you have been calling me Doctor Love in school after you read my Steps to a Girl. After you got her, you must keep the relationship alive! But how? AHA! Scream S.O.S! Help is on its way! I'm not a Love Doctor like Gary Ng but at least some advice would prove useful! Okay, one important thing to keep a relationship going is to kiss, but how? You dont know when to kiss a girl and she wont tell you, but! There's a loophole, girls would have body language, consciously or sub-consciously! So, we guys must find out when to kiss a girl! (Girlfriend) not some chick you pick off the club!
The main problem that guys face when trying to kiss a girl is knowing if they're ready. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn awkward. Get it right, and well... you'll know. Here's how you can increase your odds.
Are you ready?
I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
Are you ready?
I CANT HEAR YOU!
Are you ready?
I CANT HEAR YOU!
Okay i do now..
Step 1. Make her comfortable with laughter but not too much! Humor is statistically the most attractive quality between a couple! It spices up stuff and keeps the conversation going, that way you guys can have plenty to talk about! For instance, it's probably not a good time to kiss that girl when you're watching a movie where someone is being killed. Use a nice, romantic spot. Who doesn't like a sunset, an empty grassy meadow under the stars, a deck on a lake at night,on the beach? Good idea right? Okay Singapore may not be that nice but, choose a place that has privacy around you guys!
Step 2. Stare into her eyes and move gently closer to her. Better to not ask a girl to kiss you, because that ruins the moment and you might lose your kissing chance. A kiss, especially the first, is about the risk. It's about taking the chance with the girl and, hopefully, she will respond in a positive manner. If she doesn't want to kiss you, you should be able to figure it out through body language
Step 3. Put your hand on her cheek. Go for it! Okay, this is probably one of the most important steps! Compressed together! Lean in for the kiss, try a peck for your first kiss, then move on to longer, more passionate kisses when you're both ready, use the other hand to stroke her hair or neck. Remember, find what you were talking about before and keep going if you're not kissing anymore, remain normal after the kiss. You don't want to leave any sort of bad impression!
Step 4. Be observant! Sometimes, even with no work on your part, she will want you. When a girl wants to kiss you: She squeezes your hand. She looks at your lips or looks down. She touches your chest instead of arm. She is comfortable with hard eye contact even when no one is speaking. She touches her own lips for a second then pulls away quickly!
Step 5. Try to have your first kiss before the end of the night. It's spontaneous, and you might just catch a chance for a beautiful kiss she'll remember for a long time that you'd miss by waiting until the end of the night. If you get a chance to kiss her when saying goodnight, don't hesitate, but be warned that it might not set you apart from all the other "boring" guys who kissed her when saying goodnight. REMEMBER! It is probably best done in a private place, so that you two feel more comfortable!! :D
Step 6. Make sure she is ready for the feelings you two will have for each other knowing that you kissed! Haha every steps are important, but how do you know she likes it? When you pull away, you will immediatly know if she liked it. If she didn't then she will casually without making you notice change the subject. Whereas if she did like it she may want you to carry on by pulling you towards her again. Don't feel upset if she 'rejects' you because of the kiss. It happens to everyone.
Okay these are all the important steps :D Make sure that you know that both of you want to do this. Kissing someone requires two willing people, so make sure that you're both ok with doing this thing!!! Do not rush. take things slowly cos if your girlfriend is tired or not in the passionate mood, dont start the whole heavy breathing kissing thing. This will ruin your chances!!
Thanks for reading!
Sunday, August 16, 2009
I really cant upload pictures...so i have no mood to blog for now! QUIZZES!!!
60 honest questions, If you're not going to be honest, don't take this survey.
1. Who is the last person you held hands with? Megan Fox
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive? I draft people!
3. Do you sleep with the TV on? Nope, i don't sleep!
4. Have you ever drink milk straight out of the carton? Yea! Fun!!
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee? Nahs..not yet!
6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends? Long ago already...forgotten!
7.Are you afraid of the dark? Nope unless i can't see totally lol!
8. Where did Number 9 go? 7 8 9!! (Seven ate(eight) nine)
10. Who can you always turn to? My mom, Meijuan, Derrick, Kelvin and Weewin!
11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower? Are they both the same?
13. Are you drinking anything right now? Nope!
17. What do you want for Christmas? My 2 front teeth!
18. Do you know the muffin man? I AM THE MUFFIN MAN!
19. Do you talk in your sleep? Hmm i don't know!
21. Have you ever flown a kite? Yea! But failed..
22. When was the last time you went swimming and where? Malaysia?
25. Have you ever asked for a horse? No...
26. Plans for tomorrow? Tuition? School?
27. What's your middle name? and why? Zen Hung?
28. Missing someone right now? A lot!
29. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Everyday?
34. What are you looking forward to? Ice cream....
35. Have you ever crawled through a window? Errmm i think so lol
36. Have you ever eaten dog food? nope!
39. Have you ever tried eating green eggs and ham? Whats that?
40. What are 3 things you always bring with you to places? I, myself and me!
41. Any cool scars? Not cool!
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone? Nope!
45. How often do you talk on the phone? ALmost everyday?
46. Do you believe in love? Why not? :D
47. Is there something you want that you can't have? Hais, ya lorh! D:
48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice? Smile, eyes, physical attraction and personality!
49. Who are you thinking of right now? Meijuan's English Oral!
50. Who did you last hug? My pillow?
52. Where is your phone? In the living room..
53. What was the last thing you ate Marigold Jelly..!
54. Orange or blue? Purple!
55. Last movie/t.v show you watched? Up :D
56. What song are you currently listening to? Best i ever had!
57. What do you want? Water...
58. Who was the last person you ate your favorite food with? Meijuan!
59. Last person you talked to on the phone? Sister!
60. Who was the last person you hung out with? Meijuan :D
BLogger is crayz gonna try updatng later
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Been feeling down these few days, my mom's pushing me for extra tuitions!!! How fun can it get? Ignoring the fact that Prelims are tomorrow shall just go copy off a quiz on Meijuan's blog!
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? - Can guys actually wait for the engagement ring?
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? - Longer than Chin'as hisotry
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? - I dont know..
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? - Many times..
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? - Just did some push ups
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? - Food and handphone bills..
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? - Chocolate chip cookie!
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? - Their eyes!
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? - Chop Suey :D
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? - Tanjong Pagar?
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: - Henderson, the school where many people falls asleep in..
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: - Singtel.
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: - Sushi Tei?!
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: - 1year plus..
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? - Think so..
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: - Yea!
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: - Church's wedding!!
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: - Meijuan?
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: - Today!
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: - Subway!!!
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: - I lost my report book!
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? - Anywhere we can scream and have fun!
24. CAN YOU COOK? - Rusty already!
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? - F1!
26. BEST KISSER? - I dont know...? Bon Jovi?
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED? - Forgotten..
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS? - Capsicum.
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? - My smile :D
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF? - I bastard people too much :D
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: - 9am-5pm.....
33. FAVORITE MOVIE? - "Up" the movie wasn't the atmosphere was great! :D
34. CAN YOU SING? - No i diss :D
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? - National Day Concert in schoool...
36. LAST KISS? - Hmmm.....
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED? - .REC!!
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: - money!!!
39. FAVORITE vacation spot - Japan! Club Med!!
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?: - Both!!
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? - Russell Peter
45. DO YOU SMOKE? - Never.
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? - Without! COOLING!!
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? - My pillows!
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? - Not for youngsters..
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? - 0
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? - Hotcakes? Sure, with honey!
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? - Gloria Jeans would be okaay
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? - Omeleete with melted cheese :D
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? - No...
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: - Meijuan!
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: - My mom..
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED? - "hmm not sure though He just called me saying go Vivo"
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS? - 3!!
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: - Nothing..
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC? - Whispers,"Hello i miss you quite terribly"
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?: - Strawberry!
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: - Swim in it! Haha yes i do..
63. CAN YOU SWIM? - Yea!!
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM? - Ben and Jerry's would be great!! Bubblegum!!
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? - They prove useful at times :)
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF? - I'm tall dark and handsome! Laugh please.
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON - Autumn
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING: - Indians getiin dissed
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? - 7:30am??
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: - I can be the source of heat :D
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET? - Hmm he wanted me to go to the movies with him? jk..
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET? - fish?
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: - Overrated...
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?? - Dont know? Weekends just aint fun anymore..
78. BIRTHDATE? - 14 September
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? - I wanna be who i am.
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: - Nahs
87. ARE YOU SMILING?: - So i'm feeling dooowwn
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? - A lot..
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? - I'll stay with the ones i love.
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: - Yup.
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? - Hmm nope :D
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? - Jackass..
95. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT? - Dont have one..
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: - No cos my school just sucks
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: - Nope
98. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?: - Once..
99. DO YOU HAVE A SISTER? - Yea :'(
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS? - Very..
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: - Don't ask me :P
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? - Yea..
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? - I wish..
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? - Poh Huat
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? - I dont know? Msn with Meijuan??
Monday, August 10, 2009
Okay hi guys! Blogger isn't gonna let me upload pictures even though i fed it chocolate...that means i wont blog about the celebration on Desmond's birthday on Saturday! So, ima just copy and paste quiz from Facebook since i have nothing to do..
1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it? - Hmm yea!!!!!!!!
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? - Still "Wen" i'm a dude!
3. Were you happy when you woke up today? - YEaaaaaaaa! More of excited!
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who? - Last night? Meijuan!
7. What are you excited for? - School? No, school sucks! Excited to meet my friends!
8. What were you doing yesterday? - At Mj's house watching tv!
9. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you? - My mom?
10. What's the last thing you put in your mouth? - Ice water?
11. Have a best friend? - Yea!
12. Are you scared to fall in love? - Nope, love falls on me!
13. Do you think teenagers can be in love? - Yea, why not?
14. Last person you wanted to punch in the face? - Chuck Norris
15. What time is it right this second? - 10:06pm
16. What do you want right now? - Drink water?
17. Who was the last person you took a picture with? - Desmond, Benjamin, Junjie, Derrick, Kian Peng, Weiqi and Handafi!
18. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused? - Single, took down, having a steel heart and sober!
19. When was the last time you cried? - When Bruce Lee beat the shit out of Chuck Norris :'(
20. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? - Yea, i love my mom!
21. Do you find it hard to trust others? - Yea...?
22. How fast does your mind change? - Faster than the speed of light :D
23. I bet you miss somebody right now. - Yea...i missed a bullet that almost went through Chuck Norris's earhole.
24. Can you honestly say you're okay right now? - Nope, Bruce Lee is finding me :(
25. Why do you think so many people cheat? - Cos they did not study hard for exams?
26. Tell me what's on your mind? - You!!! :D
27. What are you looking forward to in the next three months? - i dont know... Childrens Day?
28. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? - Yea..?
29. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend? - Who? Ip Man?
30. When is your next road trip? - Never plan to have one!
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to? - Yeas!!
32. How's your heart? - Robbed brutally..? LOL!!!
33. Have you ever felt like you weren't important? - Yea?
34. Do you think somebody's in love with you? - Everyone except Santa Claus :(
35. What are you planning on doing after this? - Try to hit Chuck Norris with another bullet?
37. Have you told anybody you loved them today? - Yea :D
38. Who do you not get along with? - Ghandi's descendants?
39. What does your 3rd recent text say? - "Hmmm i want buy a lot of clothes mah.."
40. What are you wearing right now? - Birthday suit!
42. When's the last time you had grilled cheese? - Nong Nong ago!
43. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now? - Jack and Jill!
44. How did you feel when you woke up? - Monday?
45. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? - My wish is their command? :P
46. Do you crack your knuckles? - Umm no..
47. What were you doing yesterday at midnight? - At Mj's house?
48. What are your LEGAL initials? - WZH?
49. Who's the first B in your contacts? - Bernard!:D
50. When was the last time you laughed really hard? - Yesterday!
51. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them? - I chase, i sprint, i jump, i pull and i fly!
52. Last awkward moment? - When Chuck Norris was not killed by me :(
53. Are you afraid of the dark? - Who's dark?
54. Do you have good vision? - No..?
55. Have you ever tripped someone? - Yea!
56. Have you ever slapped someone? - I think so...can i say its a Truth or Dare?
57. Are you Irish? - I'm a protestant!
58. Do you use chap stick? - WHats that? New type or sausage?
59. Do you have any scars? - Yea?
60. Is there someone you will never forgive? - No :D i'm cool!
62. Name the last person to text you? - Meijuan!
63. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you? - I don't know.....probably not?
64. Can you go in public looking like you do? - Don't get it..NEXT!
65. What side of the bed do you sleep on? - Starfish! :D
67. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day? - Play Truth or Dare!
68. Do you fall for people easily? - People fall for me easily :D!
69. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? - Yea :D
70. Do you miss the way things it used to be? - I do..and don't.
72. Song you're thinking of right now? - Chop Suey! :D
73. Want someone back in your life? - A long lost friend..
74. Will tomorrow be better than today? - Hmm can it be a no?
75. What’s the color of the shirt you are wearing? - Skin isn't a shirt..
76. Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally? - Yea :D
77. Does it bother you when someone lies to you? - YEa!
78. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status? - Yea i tell "anyone" everything :D
79. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced? - I'm always happpy unless something bad happends :(
80. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you? - Isn't everyone in love with me already?
FUNNY!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Today, i'm going to post a few steps on how to chase a girl! Excited? Wait till you read! (it actually works if you follow them closely, if it doesn't, good for you as you can discover other ways!
1. Throw away your pride. Basically, before you do anything, this mayb be one of the most important and difficult task all men have to do. Throw away your pride! Don't give up chasing a girl just because you're scared your friends may laugh at you! So, in order to chase a girl, you have to throw away your pride(not all of it) you have to be strong at times and show your soft side at times too.
2.Physical Attraction! To attract a girl you wanna chase, you have to go workout in the gym, jogging around your neighbourhood and the results will be sweet! THis step is probably the simplest and only require brawns to complete it!
3.Don't rush into a relationship. Make sure you guys are friends first! You have to know each other well before you proceed on the a further step. Know each other's likes and dislikes, rushing into a erlationship would only result in quarrels and gradually you may start thinking, "Wait, this isn't what i expected her to be!" or "Did she changed? Or i did not know her well enough?" This is terrible..but guys, if you really love her, learn to accept everything about her. That may save the relationship but hey, it takes 2 to clap, she needs to co-operate too!
4.Be romantic at times and be humorous!! To move a girl's heart, you have to say romantic stuff thats why you have to throw away your pride right? If you are scared to embarass yourself saying romantic statements to a girl, you really shouldnt waste your time..right? Okay, now on to humorous, this is also one of the most important step. Sometimes, the girl you are chasing can be down at times, that is possibly one of the chances you have to take, make her laugh, let her tell you whats troubling her, if that happens, you're on your way to an A+! But don't forget, dont just hear what she has to tell you, listen carefully and make sure you don't say stuff that may be sensitive to her. Always put on a natural smile to brighten the atmosphere around you and her!
5.Bring her out on dates. Movies or meals are great! Don't worry if you have a tight budget, you don't have to go to an extend to classy restaurants(although that wold be great) to make her like you more. Hmm, food is very important too! Some classy restaurants charge a price that is rip-off and the food sucks! Personally i would never go to "Kopitiams" or food courts in shopping centers. Why? The food sucks, it's over crowded and a bit on the rip off price! I suggest that if you do not know where to find good food, ask around, friends, parents, teachers! Good food will also brighten the spirit around you guys as you guys will enjoy the food and have more topics to talk about as you are in great spirits!
6.Be honest! Okay you guys may get cofused but don't worry! You should be honest to the girl you are chasing, don't change your personality, just be yourself! If she's interested in you, she'll also accept the way you are! Don't be a total goodie-too-shoes and be so perfect infront of her and her friends where you are actually not what you are in the inside..
7.Try to know her family and friends more! It's important too as friends and family plays an important role in everyone's life right? They influence and sometimes change your perceptions of things. Make a good impression on her family and friends as it makes a good impact on what her family and friends are gonna say to the girl you wanna chase. Like.. "Hey he's so cool!" LOL!!!
8.Treat the girl you are chasing and other girls differently. Make her know that she is important to you! How? Don't talk so intimately with other girls or with her friends! She will feel that she is being treated the same like you do to all girls. That will make her think that she isn't important and think that you just wanna be friends with her!
9.Time and jealousy. Spend more time with her, talk to her if you have problems but don't WHINE! Don't sound like a baby crying, make yourself sounds serious and matured BUT STAY HONEST! Don't come up with tales to make her worried, you'll be a jackass for example, "Oh no my family is breaking apart, what can i do? I'm so useless" Only share problems with her when you really have one, don't keep making her worry :( thats not cool. You can't possibly avoid jealousy if you see her talking happily with some other guy you don't know right? You are dying to know who's that guy, what's he up to. But hey, respect her privacy and talk things out if you're really uncomfortable!
10.The end! This is not a step!
haha thanks for reading!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
My mind is in a blank now..what should i type? What should i do? I'm having a headache after playing 2 rounds of DOTA..guess quitting gaming and playing it back makes me have a big headache..facebook is lifeless tonight, so is msn after Mj logged off..
I've suddenly got an urge to watch Star Wars..don't ask why please.. I'm just so sick and having headache right now. Why am i even typing all these making this blog sound pathetic? Why am i even making my loved ones so worried? Bleh i'm such a loser :(
Okay on a happier note my mom just bought back chocolate for me! She says i'd gotta watch my weight or else i'll be back wearing size 36 pants..which is kinda big cos i'm wearing 33/34..
Yea..so i should go on a diet :D next week! Fats forming already omg...i sound like a fat lady lol! Oh well i'm super tired now after playing Nba 09 The Inside!
Oh, before i go i just wanna share this,
Shanedawson aint interesting anymore..well he's still funny but i want a change.. :D this makes a good laugh!
Okay i know how some of you have been asking me how do i save money so fast? How do i manage my hunger? How do you have enough money to bring different women out for dates everyday? Furthermore to a high class restaurant!? Oh i'm so envious!
Chill out dudes.. 1, 2, 3 ITS EASY!
At least for me:D
Okay..Step number 1 1.Come to my school! Why? not because the school fees are cheap!(All school fees are the same) Its because the food sucks! Eat in my school canteen for 3years++ is an extremely horrifying experience! Worse than the army! Worse then expired porridge with squashed lemon by cars on the road! Worse than....than..than...other schools..! Definitely! Therefore, keep your pocket money in a piggy bank, lock it with a key, and throw the key into the ocean!! Only bring $2.50 to school each day!
Step 2, Have proper meals! 2.Having a breakfast is extremely important! Dont just conveniently skip it! Take the chance to ask your parents to buy macdonads $2 burger when they are out from home! It serves as a satisfying breakfast, enough to keep you from hunger till recess! For me..if you are extremely hungry no matter how much you eat, good luck bro! Rob the bank for your Eat-all-you-can-buffets! Your parents wont mind paying for the burgers! Mine wont :D so just chill, relax and have burger in the morning and stay cool till recess!
Step 3, Save on lunch! 3. This is one of the most important thing, you guys must have been wondering..how can i survive on $2?????????? EASY DUDE..either skip recess by sleeping in class, or go and sleep once you reach home! It creates wonders as you wont be hungry when you sleep! At least for me..my mom buys bread talk bread, some snacks back home, i'll just eat them and continue doing my exercises...push ups etc!
Step 4, Eat at home for your dinner! 4. Ususally, your parents or grandparents will cook or buy dinner for you, bite the bullet and eat their horrible cooking! Unless you wanna give up going on dates with sophisticated ladies, you'll get used to it! I get $_0 every week, spending $2 a day for me isnt a problem, so...i can bring ladies out for dinner during the weekends, buy presents for my friends and have fun!
Step 5, *Repeat* 5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 everyday weekday unless it's on special occasions!
Step 6 6. Actually, i dont have to scrimp and save like bringing $2 to school everyday. Sometimes if i dont eat lunch with my friends, i'm either tired or dont wanna eat the same boring stuff already**
Lastly, If you follow my methods, you will be rich and be broke after the weekends! Hahahaha!!!!! OR you guys can also live on maggi noodles everyday! It will suck, it will be unhealthy, it will make you fat. But it can also help you save $$ and be rich!! $_$!! Damn, i sound like a money jerk now..soo unlike me...
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