Friday, September 25, 2009

I envy kevjumba for having such a supporting father! Both of them are talking about what they hate about each other!

Hmm talking about this makes me recall an awkward incident...

A random morning in school..

Miss Chandran: Andrew, you did not come to school yesterday, parent letter or mc?
Andrew:Parent Letter.
Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah?
Andrew:No.....

Happen to sit beside Andrew and did not turn up for school too..

Miss Chandran: ZenHung, you did not turn up for school yesterday too, what happen?
Me: Oh, sick..
Miss Chandran: Parent letter or mc?
Me: Parent Letter
Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah?
Me: My father die already...
Miss Chandran: *Silence*
Me: She got owned...*thinks*

So..basicallly treasure your father :D Like...no point regreting after he's gone! They love you..hmm and no matter what you guys hate about each other, you guys should put down your pride, give each other a hug!

Not here to preach on Father's day..

Oh wait? Today isn't Father's day? Dammit Janet! You got my dates wrong!

Janet is my secretary...! Haha oh and today was graduation day..kinda boring but Rayner John Andrew and I went up to the stage yo hug Mr He and Miss Chandran! Thanks to Rayner that started the ball rolling but cheers to me to come up with the idea.. and Mr Tse did not come to school..WHERE IS MY PRESENT!!??

Eating mooncakes now....90kg here i come!

Oh wait i'm only 76kg...HA!

DOnt forget the funny video!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hey guys! This post was inspired by my mom!! Kinda funny if you get the joke!
Good times like now since i'm having a fever and i miss my Princess badly..terribly..



A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and thepreacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. Hegrabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."


HIDE HIM DURING A WAR It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he neededto confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

CHURCH FOR THIS DRUNK A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sundaysermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all a long , noticing his apparenthangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacherdecides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place inheaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like tofind a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only tofind that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting onhere, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only onesstanding for it."



WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adamstayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You'rerunning around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman onearth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to beawakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.


A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness intalking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISETHE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at herproclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to sendher some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THELORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND MESOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bagof groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told youthere was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,"PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devilpay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Will update tomorrow!!

Oh dont forget the funny video!! Peace



This may a bit too late but, dont you just hate hypocrites?

Monday, September 21, 2009

I will not leave you for your negative aspects and past. We never could have come this far. I accepted the good aspects, I’ll accept the negative portraits, I’ll accept you just the way you are.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

My Princess is in a foul mood and has just gone to bed..

Really sad and disappointed, with nobody but myself..

Why can't i just be there? If only..i was by her side today, not forcing her to do some stupid homework and talking to her, listening to her... just one night..will it kill myself by doing that?

I'm such a jackass feeling like shit now..many "if's" in my head, what for? i did not make her angry, somehow i feel it's my fault, why? Why are some guys just so damn horny and perverted online? Why stalk my Princess? Hope she gets better tomorrow, gonna come up with something to cheer her up. Feeling so down right now..but what can i do? What should i do? So much meanings to this post, so little understanding..

Then again, the best way against revenge is forgivness. Thinking back, a moment of anger may lead to hatred, keeping calm in situations, makes my mind clears up. Shall go sleep now, stop thinking, and do my 100% to cheer my Princess up!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Just woke up on a cold Sunday morning, woken up by Andrew's text. Told him what time was tuition and blah blah..

Took my PSP and started playing some dumb NBA game..getting bored and kinda sleepy..how i wish i could fall back into my deep slumber and sleep all i want. But NO, i'll definitely oversleep and miss my tuition!

Hmm what am i doing now?

Talking to Guan Beng on msn! My best brother from sec 1!! Haha!

Hmm was kinda creeped out cos Princess and i watched "Coming Soon" at her house..

Okay, lemme talk about what happened yesterday..

Okay, so my mom woke me up yesterday and bought me breakfast! Headed to her office and came back soon after to wash up and stuff...so it was raining that delayed my meeting up with Princess..

Yea headed and rushed to my Princess's house as fast as possible and we wacthed the Ugly Truth at her computer!! Haha piracy.. :x Hmm overall it's not bad! Just that it was pirated and the quality was bad.. Hmm we headed to Din Tai Fung! The food as usual, was great! Leaving little space and my temptation for food, i insisted we head over to Ben and Jerry's to have a double scoop ice cream with chocolate brownie!!! Hmm warm chocolate brownie with cookies and cream ice cream and choclate ice cream with more chocolate bits and a dish of hot fudge to finish up with the extravagant taste to tingle our taste buds! Hmm okay this is probably how i feel but not sure about my Princess XD

Shopped around Marina Square to get my Princess's accessories..walked around for quite long and she finaly found a nice ring! Fortunately, he found her M size but before paying for it i reminded her to check for any defects and yea! She found a defect on the ring. Unfortunately, there was no more stock in the shop and in Bugis..sadly, we departed from the store with a sad look on my Princess's face. On the "bright" side, we bought the dvd "Coming Soon" and headed home to watch it!

Hmm stopped by the 7-11 at her house to get Coke and Chips! Haha late night snacking anyone? Hmm went home and she did some facebook-ing. Started to watch the movie at 11pm! If you wanna know more about the movie, you can borrow the dvd from me for just $5!! Haha just kidding :) i'm not some hardcore money maker!

Hmm both of us were creeped out and watched another crappy movie..but did not finished it as both of us were tired and fell asleep..

Woke up several times to see if my Princess was still sleeping, yep she was..how cute! Haha i think i'm going crazy...hmm gotta go pack my bag for tuition later and not be late for it! The POA prelims was kinda tricky..not sure if i can score well...time to stop goofing around already :P

Okay thats all for today :D

Don't forget the funny video!



Don't you just love how creative ShaneDawson is? Love his humor!!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Hi guys! had POA examinations today!! And i miss my Princess badly, having long study sessions, so stressful, having everything pushed at the last minute :(

Hmm and thumbs up for Obama cos he called Kanye West a JACKASS!! Haha negroes were like that anyway.. Oh and you guys been wondering which is the best website? Youtube? Tweeter? Myspace? Nice guess but you guys are all wrong! WRONG! The Best Website ever is also not The cure to all cancers! Its.....haha cant be a spoiler though feel free to check the video to know the answer!!

Damn, i'm like psycho-ing you guys to watch my lame videos..

Okay, some of them are not that lame but a teacher, Mr Ts* said i always have lame videos..

Wrong! Haha i'm kinda yippee today cos tomorrow is the last day for prelims, and is Maths paper 1!!!! Weeeee so cool! Oh and i'm so bored..and tired! Hmm talking to Andrew on msn know, he's like.."singing" some weird song again..talking about some weird singer on youtube...

Oh! You guys must been wondering "bed of roses" what is that? Apparently Andrew defines it as something to describe a way of life..

Way of life..hmm okay i got one..

My life is harsh.. cos a bed of roses are pricky and cant be compared to a comfy bed :P

Okok i know it's lame! But SOME people will think it's cute! Right? Lady M?

Haha random FTW!

Okay i shall stop procastinating!

WATCH or..get pricked!



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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

So, you guys have already know what happened to Taylor Swift in the VMA after she won the best female artist. Yea, Kanye West went up on stage and totally ignored Taylor's feelings, took the mic and said that Beyonce was way better and having the best music video ever!

Being professional, Beyonce invited Taylor to the stage once more and finished her speech! Dont you guys just hate Kanye West that N_GGER?

Bleh..

Haha watch this! How true!