Saving Money tips!

Okay i know how some of you have been asking me how do i save money so fast? How do i manage my hunger? How do you have enough money to bring different women out for dates everyday? Furthermore to a high class restaurant!? Oh i'm so envious!

Chill out dudes..
1, 2, 3 ITS EASY!

At least for me:D

Okay..Step number 1
1.Come to my school! Why? not because the school fees are cheap!(All school fees are the same) Its because the food sucks! Eat in my school canteen for 3years++ is an extremely horrifying experience! Worse than the army! Worse then expired porridge with squashed lemon by cars on the road! Worse than....than..than...other schools..! Definitely! Therefore, keep your pocket money in a piggy bank, lock it with a key, and throw the key into the ocean!! Only bring $2.50 to school each day!

Step 2, Have proper meals!
2.Having a breakfast is extremely important! Dont just conveniently skip it! Take the chance to ask your parents to buy macdonads $2 burger when they are out from home! It serves as a satisfying breakfast, enough to keep you from hunger till recess! For me..if you are extremely hungry no matter how much you eat, good luck bro! Rob the bank for your Eat-all-you-can-buffets! Your parents wont mind paying for the burgers! Mine wont :D so just chill, relax and have burger in the morning and stay cool till recess!

Step 3, Save on lunch!
3. This is one of the most important thing, you guys must have been wondering..how can i survive on $2?????????? EASY DUDE..either skip recess by sleeping in class, or go and sleep once you reach home! It creates wonders as you wont be hungry when you sleep! At least for me..my mom buys bread talk bread, some snacks back home, i'll just eat them and continue doing my exercises...push ups etc!

Step 4, Eat at home for your dinner!
4. Ususally, your parents or grandparents will cook or buy dinner for you, bite the bullet and eat their horrible cooking! Unless you wanna give up going on dates with sophisticated ladies, you'll get used to it! I get $_0 every week, spending $2 a day for me isnt a problem, so...i can bring ladies out for dinner during the weekends, buy presents for my friends and have fun!

Step 5, *Repeat*
5. Repeat steps 1 to 4 everyday weekday unless it's on special occasions!

Step 6
6. Actually, i dont have to scrimp and save like bringing $2 to school everyday. Sometimes if i dont eat lunch with my friends, i'm either tired or dont wanna eat the same boring stuff already**

Lastly, If you follow my methods, you will be rich and be broke after the weekends! Hahahaha!!!!! OR you guys can also live on maggi noodles everyday! It will suck, it will be unhealthy, it will make you fat. But it can also help you save $$ and be rich!! $_$!! Damn, i sound like a money jerk now..soo unlike me...