My poses kicking up dust

Hey guys! This post was inspired by my mom!! Kinda funny if you get the joke!
Good times like now since i'm having a fever and i miss my Princess badly..terribly..



A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and thepreacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. Hegrabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."


HIDE HIM DURING A WAR It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he neededto confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

CHURCH FOR THIS DRUNK A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sundaysermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all a long , noticing his apparenthangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacherdecides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place inheaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like tofind a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only tofind that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting onhere, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only onesstanding for it."



WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adamstayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You'rerunning around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman onearth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to beawakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.


A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness intalking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISETHE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at herproclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to sendher some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THELORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND MESOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bagof groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told youthere was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,"PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devilpay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Will update tomorrow!!

Oh dont forget the funny video!! Peace



This may a bit too late but, dont you just hate hypocrites?