I envy kevjumba for having such a supporting father! Both of them are talking about what they hate about each other!

Hmm talking about this makes me recall an awkward incident...

A random morning in school..

Miss Chandran: Andrew, you did not come to school yesterday, parent letter or mc?
Andrew:Parent Letter.
Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah?
Andrew:No.....

Happen to sit beside Andrew and did not turn up for school too..

Miss Chandran: ZenHung, you did not turn up for school yesterday too, what happen?
Me: Oh, sick..
Miss Chandran: Parent letter or mc?
Me: Parent Letter
Miss Chandran: Your father doctor ah?
Me: My father die already...
Miss Chandran: *Silence*
Me: She got owned...*thinks*

So..basicallly treasure your father :D Like...no point regreting after he's gone! They love you..hmm and no matter what you guys hate about each other, you guys should put down your pride, give each other a hug!

Not here to preach on Father's day..

Oh wait? Today isn't Father's day? Dammit Janet! You got my dates wrong!

Janet is my secretary...! Haha oh and today was graduation day..kinda boring but Rayner John Andrew and I went up to the stage yo hug Mr He and Miss Chandran! Thanks to Rayner that started the ball rolling but cheers to me to come up with the idea.. and Mr Tse did not come to school..WHERE IS MY PRESENT!!??

Eating mooncakes now....90kg here i come!

Oh wait i'm only 76kg...HA!

DOnt forget the funny video!

Hey guys! This post was inspired by my mom!! Kinda funny if you get the joke!
Good times like now since i'm having a fever and i miss my Princess badly..terribly..



A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and thepreacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. Hegrabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."


HIDE HIM DURING A WAR It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he neededto confess, so went to his priest: "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Gulden for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

CHURCH FOR THIS DRUNK A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sundaysermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired,he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all a long , noticing his apparenthangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacherdecides to make an example of him. He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place inheaven, please stand." The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man. Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like tofind a place in hell please STAND UP!" The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only tofind that he's the only one standing. Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting onhere, Father, but it sure seems like you and me are the only onesstanding for it."



WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adamstayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You'rerunning around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman onearth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to beawakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.


A VERY FAITHFUL WOMAN An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness intalking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISETHE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at herproclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to sendher some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THELORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND MESOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bagof groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbour jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told youthere was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said,"PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devilpay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Will update tomorrow!!

Oh dont forget the funny video!! Peace



This may a bit too late but, dont you just hate hypocrites?

I will not leave you for your negative aspects and past. We never could have come this far. I accepted the good aspects, I’ll accept the negative portraits, I’ll accept you just the way you are.

My Princess is in a foul mood and has just gone to bed..

Really sad and disappointed, with nobody but myself..

Why can't i just be there? If only..i was by her side today, not forcing her to do some stupid homework and talking to her, listening to her... just one night..will it kill myself by doing that?

I'm such a jackass feeling like shit now..many "if's" in my head, what for? i did not make her angry, somehow i feel it's my fault, why? Why are some guys just so damn horny and perverted online? Why stalk my Princess? Hope she gets better tomorrow, gonna come up with something to cheer her up. Feeling so down right now..but what can i do? What should i do? So much meanings to this post, so little understanding..

Then again, the best way against revenge is forgivness. Thinking back, a moment of anger may lead to hatred, keeping calm in situations, makes my mind clears up. Shall go sleep now, stop thinking, and do my 100% to cheer my Princess up!

Just woke up on a cold Sunday morning, woken up by Andrew's text. Told him what time was tuition and blah blah..

Took my PSP and started playing some dumb NBA game..getting bored and kinda sleepy..how i wish i could fall back into my deep slumber and sleep all i want. But NO, i'll definitely oversleep and miss my tuition!

Hmm what am i doing now?

Talking to Guan Beng on msn! My best brother from sec 1!! Haha!

Hmm was kinda creeped out cos Princess and i watched "Coming Soon" at her house..

Okay, lemme talk about what happened yesterday..

Okay, so my mom woke me up yesterday and bought me breakfast! Headed to her office and came back soon after to wash up and stuff...so it was raining that delayed my meeting up with Princess..

Yea headed and rushed to my Princess's house as fast as possible and we wacthed the Ugly Truth at her computer!! Haha piracy.. :x Hmm overall it's not bad! Just that it was pirated and the quality was bad.. Hmm we headed to Din Tai Fung! The food as usual, was great! Leaving little space and my temptation for food, i insisted we head over to Ben and Jerry's to have a double scoop ice cream with chocolate brownie!!! Hmm warm chocolate brownie with cookies and cream ice cream and choclate ice cream with more chocolate bits and a dish of hot fudge to finish up with the extravagant taste to tingle our taste buds! Hmm okay this is probably how i feel but not sure about my Princess XD

Shopped around Marina Square to get my Princess's accessories..walked around for quite long and she finaly found a nice ring! Fortunately, he found her M size but before paying for it i reminded her to check for any defects and yea! She found a defect on the ring. Unfortunately, there was no more stock in the shop and in Bugis..sadly, we departed from the store with a sad look on my Princess's face. On the "bright" side, we bought the dvd "Coming Soon" and headed home to watch it!

Hmm stopped by the 7-11 at her house to get Coke and Chips! Haha late night snacking anyone? Hmm went home and she did some facebook-ing. Started to watch the movie at 11pm! If you wanna know more about the movie, you can borrow the dvd from me for just $5!! Haha just kidding :) i'm not some hardcore money maker!

Hmm both of us were creeped out and watched another crappy movie..but did not finished it as both of us were tired and fell asleep..

Woke up several times to see if my Princess was still sleeping, yep she was..how cute! Haha i think i'm going crazy...hmm gotta go pack my bag for tuition later and not be late for it! The POA prelims was kinda tricky..not sure if i can score well...time to stop goofing around already :P

Okay thats all for today :D

Don't forget the funny video!



Don't you just love how creative ShaneDawson is? Love his humor!!

Hi guys! had POA examinations today!! And i miss my Princess badly, having long study sessions, so stressful, having everything pushed at the last minute :(

Hmm and thumbs up for Obama cos he called Kanye West a JACKASS!! Haha negroes were like that anyway.. Oh and you guys been wondering which is the best website? Youtube? Tweeter? Myspace? Nice guess but you guys are all wrong! WRONG! The Best Website ever is also not The cure to all cancers! Its.....haha cant be a spoiler though feel free to check the video to know the answer!!

Damn, i'm like psycho-ing you guys to watch my lame videos..

Okay, some of them are not that lame but a teacher, Mr Ts* said i always have lame videos..

Wrong! Haha i'm kinda yippee today cos tomorrow is the last day for prelims, and is Maths paper 1!!!! Weeeee so cool! Oh and i'm so bored..and tired! Hmm talking to Andrew on msn know, he's like.."singing" some weird song again..talking about some weird singer on youtube...

Oh! You guys must been wondering "bed of roses" what is that? Apparently Andrew defines it as something to describe a way of life..

Way of life..hmm okay i got one..

My life is harsh.. cos a bed of roses are pricky and cant be compared to a comfy bed :P

Okok i know it's lame! But SOME people will think it's cute! Right? Lady M?

Haha random FTW!

Okay i shall stop procastinating!

WATCH or..get pricked!



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So, you guys have already know what happened to Taylor Swift in the VMA after she won the best female artist. Yea, Kanye West went up on stage and totally ignored Taylor's feelings, took the mic and said that Beyonce was way better and having the best music video ever!

Being professional, Beyonce invited Taylor to the stage once more and finished her speech! Dont you guys just hate Kanye West that N_GGER?

Bleh..

Haha watch this! How true!

Talked to my princess and she said that women are smart..

No matter if they are smart or not, don't mess with them..

why?

'Cause..

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever.
Don't mess with them.

Women will love me for this! Right Princess?

Thank you all

Meijuan Da'Queen happy birthday ! ♥♥♥

Marianna Lim HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Geng Whye Happy Birthday!

Nicholas Hui Happy bdae~.

Rachel Chong hey! happy birthday (:

Eddy Ng hAPPY BIRTHDAY!=D

Nigel Tan MR TSE'S STALKER! HAHHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN! STALK MR TSE MORE!

Jerry Leong happy birthday!!:) haha
finally can watch nc16 :p

Vivian Koh happy birthday! :D

Andrew Hui Yo! Happy birthday! Hoped you liked the eggy tarts! xD

Fiona Loke HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

Jeremy Wong Happy Birthday Malcolm! =D

WeiLing Tan Happy Birthday (:

You Lin HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! (=

Shawn Lim Ziyang yoyoyoyoyo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! i know im very late! :

Vanessa Lcm Happy b'day!
:D

Zane Ong Sk happy birthday!

Ilango Yagambaram hey dude! Happy birthday man! Stay cool

Malcolm Wen Zen Hung Loves everyone that wished me Happy Birthday!
Vanessa Lcm:Happy b'day!I thought it was tomorrow!
WenCong Chiahappy: birthday ^^
Andrew Wong:Unfortunately its past tomorrow.. :P

Haha i really thank you all for wishing me! And yea, special thanks to Guan Beng, Benjamin and Kelvin! Really good brothers!

We should all go out soon!

Love you all!!

Oh and..don't forget to watch the funny video! It's free and i don't advertise on facebook for you guys to come my blog!!!

I love my darling princess

I'm BACK!!!!!!! Wondering why ima blog again? TODAY of course! Woke up super late, and did not make it for tuition in the morning! Haha so i went to on the com and started to facebook! My grandmom bought lunch for me! I'm so happy! Nope not cos she bought lunch for me. Prepared and met Andrew at MRT and we headed to Bedok, on the way he showed me his boxing game in the train..hitting people with blood and sweat splashing out..

Had an enjoying lesson today, and getting nervous for the POA prelims, cos Andrew and i are gonna schock the teachers and the whole class! Hmm headed to tiong instead of home cos Bernard wanted me to be there, Andrew included! BAZ :P Hmm was kinda irritated and wanted to go home and play Silkroad lol but was feeling guilty and happy cos they bought me a birthday present which i kinda not expected it! Was touched and happy! Great, i'm sounding femenine..

Headed home for dinner and my mom bought a super rich chocolate cake for my birthday tomorrow! Semi-celebration today :D And my grandmom that speaks only chinese sang happy birthday for me in ENGLISH today! Wanted to hug and kiss her telling how much i love her but someone may get jealous..:P

Haha no words could describe how i'm feeling today! Super happy! Okay the next funny video is related to the video in the previous post! Watch them both!!



Have you guys forgotten to watch "De Ja Vu" on Channel 5?

Oh dont forget to check out my latest video on facebook! Nigahiga! Oh you can watch it on the next post ima post if you are too lazy to go facebook!

Yesterday was fun!Met up with Andrew and Kelvin at Vivo! Hmm chatted and waiting for Weewin, apparently he doesnt know that Sentosa and the sun is hot, so he wore jeans, tee and shoes with a jacket. Then, he said he was down with flu, showing no signs of it. Even complained hot and he was sweating, non-stop.

Continued waiting but since Benjamin was waiting for Desmond(which was still playing Dragonica at home), we decided to head off to the beach! We were all chatting away happily, not knowing we missed the station, Weewin said we have not reached Imbiah station, we missed it...headed back to Imbiah station again. Went to check out the Merlion entrance fee..$8 definitely not for poor people like us eh.. Hmm we went to play with the water! But only Kelvin and i, sadly Kelvin backed out!! Weewin and Andrew were party poopers! Andrew, semi party pooper! Weewin, godly party pooper! Hmm after palying with the water, Weewin treated me ice cream! But kinda rip off though, $3.50 each! Bleh..thanks for the treat anyways! Hmm headed out to the beach! Burning sun! Though not as hot as me but, still burning! Headed to the beach to place our stuff but, Weewin insisted on sitting under the shade..for gods sake, you're wearing jeans and shoes omg...

Went to play basketball before taking a dip, making my feet have blisters as the sand was rough and the ground was burning! Played a few games, Kelvin and i then sprinted to the water and *splash*!!!!!! Jumped into it and Kelvin was so paranoid! So scared of getting stung by jellyfish!! Even the weeds in the sea and a floating rock will scare him lol!! Hmm and we were not sunburnt! Probably cos the sun isnt that hot at 4pm already! Hmm Desmond and Benjamin joined as too..and i saw Desmond wearing jeans and shoes too omg! Cant people dress appropriately????! Hmm went to take a shower..public showering isnt my type! Watching guys bathe makes me sick..totally.. Oh and after finished bathing i realised my stuff was gone! Then found out Kelvin brought it into the shower in case "Brandon"s have a chance to steal lol!!

Met up with Weewin, des, ben and andrew at the tram station! And headed back to VIVO!! Andrew left early cos he had to go back cos his uncle visited him..Hmm so we went to meet up with Xin lin brother!!! Insisted and wanted us to watch Blood Ties!! Texted Derrick and Princess if they wanted to and they said they were fine with anything! Finally, after everyone agreed, we went to queue up for tickets and...realised it was M18!!! Princess and Derrick came! Decided to watch a movie..sudden changed of plans and..we headed to Marina Square for Pizza Hut and Movies!!!! Went to take the MRT and there were many indians! Princess and i were trying to see which indian is Hindi or Tamil! So funny! Hmm and at Outram where we switched trains, Kelvin was the last one who boarded and he had to smell some woman's hair which was intoxicating and he was being squeezed! HAHA SO FUNNY!!! I'm grinning while typing this... Waited for seats at Pizza Hut after buying tickets to the movie "9". Waited for seats around 30min!! Ordered our food. Okay, here comes the most disappointing part! Slow order of food, wrong order and the food was SHIT! Simple disgusting service and disgusting food! Bad service! Though given free complimentary icelemon tea, overall, disgusting!

Rushed to the cinema and it was COLD!! Brrr..Princess and i were shivering..Her arm was cold and i was cold too....hmm the show "9" wasnt that mesmerizing! Even though some scenes were thrilling, nope, not up to my expectations..hmm the show was..nah..dont bother watching..the show ended early too! Think it only lasted for an hour..Hmm we after watching sad to say, we walked to the bus stop and, parted! Bid farewell and took the same bus with Weewin, des, ben and Princess :D Alighted at Cantonment and walked Princess home :D Hmm talked a lot about last time, primary school and bid her farewell..

Hmm walked home after that! Dont worry its only a 10min walk! :X

Yea i had a fun day totally, love all my friends! See you in school on Monday! Good luck for prelims and N's!!



HAHA! FUNNY!

God is amazing

Yesterday, i prayed hard for my Social Studies, today, God answererd my prayer! THE TOPICS I STUDIED CAME OUT! THANK GOD! I'm so happy! After seeing the faces of people who studied real hard but questions did not come out, too bad...

Tomorrow is english paper too! REALLY HOPE I CAN DO WELL WITH GOD"S GRACE! PRAISE THE LORD!

Oh and i did a quiz on facebook on " What's going to happen to you in the next few weeks?"

got the result: Get engaged..

Hmm that leaves me thinking, should my wedding be..

watch it!



haha! bye guys! gotta go! wish me luck for my english!

Oh my...after blogging that post i went to facebook and clicked an application "God's message of the day" and it turned out..

On this day of your life, Malcolm, we believe God wants you to know...
... that to worship God you must go beyond words to speak with your heart.


You can mouth the words of a prayer all day long and just waste your time, unless you also speak with your heart. And to speak with your heart means to embody first. If you pray for love, be loving. If you pray for wealth, be generous. If you pray for health, practice health yourself. What is your favorite prayer? How can you begin to embody it?

I felt guilty after reading this God made me open my eyes! If i pray for good results, i must be hardworking! Okay i shall really go study now! Bye!



TEXAS CHAINSAW!!! BEST VIDEO!

N level's Social Studies is tomorrow! I'm feeling nervous! Battling the Angels and Devils inside me. God, i really have to pass this N level's help me do well in my Social Studies and in whatever what i do, i really need this great leap of faith! Chinese is over, i've tried my best! I place this in your hands now! Help me focus on my SS! No facebook whatsoever! please help me remember all the key points, help me do well in my source base! I've learnt to never say never! I will try my best!

This may be last minute but ima really gonna put all my effort in! Really dont wanna fail, dont wanna fail.. dont wanna fail..woah woah woah dont wanna fail~



Good video with lyrcis!

Lyrics:
it's not that you have no style
you didn't touch my part
it's not that you lied
you ripped out my heart

uh oh, many, many, many fights we had
you were wrong and I'm so mad at you
guess what's new?

can't stand your guts
cause baby we're through
baby we're through

You know the word on the street
whore, whore
They say, they say you're never, never ever, on your feet
whore, whore

Whoa oh, it doesn't matter what you say
you went and blew our love away
What's new? my balls are blue

Don't want your body, your body
cause baby we're through
baby we're through

N lvl chinese tomorrow... FML

1. I have come to realize that when I'm angry:
- I show it..

3. I have come to realize that, if I love someone:
- I want the best for them..

4. I have come to realize that, I need:
- Love.

5. I have come to realize that, I'd lost:
- Time

6. I have come to realize that, I hate it when:
- I overeat!!!

7. I have come to realize that, if I'm high:
- I laugh and make lame jokes

8. I have come to realize that, marriage:
- Is a life commitment

9. I have come to realize that work:
- Papers can be my toilet roll

10. I have come to realize that, I will always be:
- Busy

11. I have come to realize that, I like:
- Food

12. I have come to realize that, the last time I cried was:
- When Charlie's Angels ended

13. I have come to realize that, my cell phone is:
- always used by me

14. I have come to realize that, when I wake up in the morning:
- I hate school..

15. I have come to realize that, before I go to sleep at night:
- close my eyes

16. I have come to realize that, right now I am thinking about:
- you even when my N's are tomorrow

17. I have come to realize that, babies:
- Are the love..


18. I have come to realize that, when I get on Myspace:
- NIL

19. I have come to realize that, today I will:
- Sleep


20. I have come to realize that, tonight I will:
- Think of tomorrow..

21. I have come to realize that, tomorrow I will:
- Dont remind me


22. I have come to realize that, I really want to:
- Pass social studies

23. I have come to realize that, working out:
- Isnt bad

24. I have come to realize that, friends:
- Will be always be with me

25. I have come to realize that, the people who might repost this are:
- Going to get caning from the principal

26. I have come to realise,
- I have come to realise that this question has realiSe not realiZe

Hey guys Sorry for not blogging for these few days cos my modem is down..

Hmm nothing to do...Monday is the N level chinese already!! DIE!

How am i suppose to do it...pray!

Okay surveys coming your way! Dont forget to watch the new smosh video!

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
- Grey

2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
- You and my mom

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
- doing this survey, listening to songs!

4. Honestly, what did you do today?
- eating, cleaning, using the com and sleeping!

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
- From top to toe yes!

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
- Yea!!!

7. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
- Last time!

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
- Nope :D

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
- Jokes, love, friends, family!!!!

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
- Stopped!

11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
- Tired, bored and happy!

12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
- No :x

13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
- Duh!

14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
- Yea, I'm Megan Fox

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
- Nope!!

17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
- Someone evil..

18. Honestly, are you loyal?
- Very!

19. Honestly, are you in denial?
- nope :D

20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
- No.........
21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
- My pillow!

22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
- Yea!! Who hasn't?

23. Honestly, do you like someone?
- No..

24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
- Almost everyone except...i..n..d.

25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
- They all love barney!

26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
- Nope!