Monday, July 13, 2009

Getting lazy tonight, so i shall copy a post from Mj's blog!

Top 10 reasons why you don't want to marry me.

1.I am lazy to do household chores.
2.I will be a couch potato after i get married.
3.I spent money very fast without any savings.
4.I don't earn a 5-digit figure salary every month.
5.I will spoil the kids.
6.I sleep for long hours and it will be difficult to wake me up.
7.I go hungry very fast.
8.I will leave my wife to do the discipline while i spoil the kids.
9.I will buy my kids whatever they want.
10.My kids must repay me when i retire.


Top 10 reasons why you should marry me.

1.I am easy to satisfy, just give me good food.
2.I can be romantic as well as humourous.
3.I can wake up to feed the baby.
4.I don't watch soccer and drink beer while the family is asleep.
5.I am hardworking for the family.
6.I can bring my family out for good meals.
7.I am not overly possesive or jealous, unless my wife still attracts men or women.
8.I can remember the Wedding Anniversaries.
9.I can celebrate Valentine's day.
10.I am a man. Strictly a man!

So i'm done..Andrew is asking me to join Henderson's Got Talent!! I don't mind if Mr Tse can be a judge.Preferbly Simon Cowell. :D

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